jimin
i think i'm dying

taehyung
i think i don't give a shit

jimin
i thought we were F R I E N D S™

taehyung
alright fine

taehyung
why are you dying

jimin
i'm scared i'll fail my english exam tomorrowwww

taehyung
jimin

taehyung
you never fail english

jimin
i fucking know but what if i do this time

taehyung
you won't

jimin
but how are you so sure

taehyung
i just am

jimin
taehyungieeee

jimin
i need cuddles and reassurance

taehyung
i am reassuring you

taehyung
plus, physical contact is not in the friendship contract

jimin
wOW suCH rHYme MuCH TALeNT

taehyung
did it keep you from dying?

jimin
bro yes

jimin
not "bro" as in "i don't wanna smash" but "bro" as in "bro is that even a fucking question lmao"

taehyung
how about "bro" as in "imma have to ask you to leave"