"You what?"

"What did he do to you?"

"Levi is the one who pushed me into the water."

i'm sure that i drowned

"Why would he want to do that?" Ymir frowned, puzzling over what I had told them.

"I'm not entirely sure but it makes sense if you think about it," I muttered, trying to recall exactly what happened.

"You're right- he's always wanted a partnership with the L/N family, if he killed you but made it look like he was attempting a rescue there's a good chance that your father would offer him some sort of deal."

exactly

"Not to mention that he's always hated my guts," I frowned. "I can't prove this but I'm sure that I drowned that day."

the details are fuzzy after i got pushed off the balcony, i must've hit my head on something on the way down.

"That monster," Ymir muttered through gritted teeth.

i know

"I'm glad you're safe Y/N," Historia pulled me into her embrace, squeezing me tightly. "Who knows what we would be doing now if his plan had succeeded-"

grieving, i hope ???

"Speaking of which- we should go back to our original question, how did this happen?" Ymir's frown deepened.

right

"I'm not sure, I've talked with Levi about it and the only thing he could think to do was accuse me of witchcraft."

BELIEVE ME IF I COULD CAST SPELLS I WOULD'VE CURSED HIM LONG AGO

"Have you tried kissing him?" Historia asked sincerely.

....

"I-"

"NO WAY YOU HAVEN'T???" Ymir burst into a fit of loud laughter.

"OF COURSE NOT???"

"YOU SAID HE WAS YOUR FIRST CRUSH I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE JUMPING AT THE OPPORTUNITY," she continued to howl at my confusion.

.......

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'M SHUTTING THIS DOWN RIGHT AWAY."

"Why? It might work," Historia shrugged, setting down her teacup, "that's how these sorts of things work in books."

MY LIFE IS NOT A BOOK

"WE DO NOT LIVE IN A BOOK."

well uhm <3 abt that..

ABOUT WHAT

nothing,,,,,

"Have you been staying at his place?" Ymir had finally calmed down enough to have a normal conversation. "Snoop around, maybe he's the one casting spells."

that would explain so much about him actually .

he lives like a vampire

i mean i have never seen him eat anything

"I'm followed everywhere," I sighed loudly, slumping down in my seat.

i want to do way more snooping than im allowed to

"What about your things? Do you have someone watching Levi?" Historia asked, the gears turning in her head.

no <3

"Not for now, when he returns home Mikasa and Eren will be there to watch over him."

but right now he's largely unsupervised

i mean there's enough he can't do just because he's in my body

and there isn't anything i need to keep secret in that house

"That's fine then," she hummed. "But I get the feeling that you came here to tell us for a reason other than friendship."

yeah <333

"I'm worried that something might happen to me as soon as I get my body back."

i need you to investigate if something happens

"Of course," Historia sent me a reassuring smile. "I can send someone to your household to watch over him until he leaves."

that would be helpful

"Thank you."

"If you're done asking boring questions I have something to say," Ymir cut in, eyeing me.

THAT LOOKS DANGEROUS

"Ymir-"

"How big is it?"

oh .

"Ymir!"

"What? I'm curious," Ymir smirked. "I'm sure you are too Historia don't pretend otherwise."

..........

"Ok fine a little but-"

"So? Y/N?"

"I honestly haven't looked that hard it kinda freaks me out-"

"I mean surely you've showered?" Ymir leaned forward in her seat. "If I were you that would be the first thing I would bully my sworn enemy over."

YWAH YOU'RE KINDA RIGHT

if i go around saying tht levi has a small weewee there's literally nothing he can do about it

funny as hell actually

"I'm not a liar Ymir," I rolled my eyes at her, leaning back in my seat.

is that enough confirmation for you?

"Eh, you should just lie about it, I'd like to see his reaction."

"You're right <3"

i mean i have infinite ammunition

i can just continue to make fun of his little legs until the day i die

y/n they're YOUR little legs rn

i feel like i pull them off better

and you're wrong- my legs are on my body that is being wrongfully inhabited

"Of all people, it had to be Levi didn't it," I muttered dryly to myself, staring up at the ceiling. "I mean the world must really hate me."

"Or it hates Levi," Historia pointed out.

oh i'm sure

"It hates both of us."

"We fought just before I came here," I sighed loudly.

"You're always fighting, what's new?"

"No I mean like- we really fought."

it was in public too

"And that bothers you?" Historia frowned.

a little

"He took it too far this time."

the point is that we're going to have to work together to figure out what's going on

but he refuses to see me as anything but an obstacle

asshole

"What do you think Ria should we beat him up?"

"That doesn't sound half bad."

"Don't you dare hurt my beautiful face."

"The offer still stands Y/N- if you want something bad to happen to him it will happen."

i appreciate it

"Levi?" Farlan's voice called out from the other side of the door.

that's my cue

"As much as I'd like to stay with you I think I'm being called away," I frowned, not wanting to leave.

i feel like myself here

"Write to me if you need anything," Historia pulled me into another long hug, lowering her voice to a whisper. "Nothing will happen to you Y/N."

you're right, it already has.

"Let me land one punch?" Ymir grinned at me.

no....

"It just sounds like you want to punch me at this point."

I'D LIKE MY FACE TO BE INTACT WHEN I GET IT BACK

"Whatever, take care Y/N."

"You too."

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i <3 lesbians

- ami