- childhood friends with mikasa and armin, only starts dating mikasa in his junior year

- eren “next time we get into an argument, i'm reminding you that i took your virginity” jaeger

- what he wears to bed: sweatpants only, tie his hair into that loose messy bun behind his head and then peel off his tight fitting t-shirt from the bottom-up, socks are off for sure, all that’s left is the pair of light grey sweats that hug him right below his v-line

- he wants to go to baja california, mexico for honeymoon, likes outdoor activities like camping or kayaking, tequila tasting

- always joins in on mikasa's shower, doesn't ask, never did

- asks mikasa to brush his hair after he showers, says it hurts less when she does

- quick reflexes, someone would throw something at him when he's talking to mikasa and he catches it without taking his eyes off of her

- is constantly reminded by mikasa to be nice or apologize, responds 'baby i'm only nice to you'

- is invited to every event, always brings mikasa along like a package deal

- gives mikasa an 'e' necklace, asks her where it is when she's not wearing it

- his attention is always on mikasa, stops everything once she steps into a room

- eren: smoking with the boys; mikasa steps in; eren: hold up reiner... hey baby did you have a good time?

- constantly horny, incredible stamina (at least 5 rounds each time)

- his home screen is a black and white photograph of his hand choking mikasa

- it's not mikasa's pussy, it's his pussy

- randomly holds mikasa's breasts, says 'they calm me down'

- his favorite position is cowgirl, loves seeing her face when she comes

- plays sports (football, soccer, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc. anything) in college, can get hammer the night before the morning practice and plays like he's never taken a sip of alcohol in his life

- cocky, but not obnoxious, just extremely confident

- his hands are always busy, swirling pens, drumming rhythms on table, touching mikasa's hair

- a professional in pen swirling, can do it with both hands, at the same time

- when lying on the bed and chilling, he has one hand down squeezing mikasa's ass or under her shirt holding onto her boob 'let me help you hold them'

- speaks german fluently, enjoys talking shit about people in german while in public

- has 1 million pet names for mikasa: baby, sweetheart, sweets, sugar, babygirl, doll, princess, etc

- likes to be called babe, secretly likes to be called handsome

- likes sheer lace babydolls, fucks mikasa with it on

- his handwriting looks like the kind of handwriting left on the public bathroom door, not so neat but also not so messy, and it haunts people

- organized in his own way, hates when people touch his things

- very laid back, easy to be friend with, but doesn't smile so often

- naturally smart, the kind of students only study for a day and get full score, does assignments but doesn't always respect due dates

- quiet popular, people like teaming up with him in class, mostly because of his looks, secondly because he's smart

- i think it's kinda canon that his dick is 9 inch long, and it's thick

- there's a rumor around campus about his dick, mostly from his casual hook ups (yes he does hook up)

- connie, jean, reiner: i don't believe it; mikasa: *innocently* it's true

- mikasa is surprisingly his first girlfriend, he never has a relationship before, just casual hook ups

- i always picture him a med student, party hard study also hard kind of guy

- oh and he's a resident, when he's at the hospital everyone fawns over him, nurses, patients, doctors

- eren in scrub

- has a hard relationship with his dad, mostly because of how grisha treats his half brother zeke

- loves zeke, but never says it out loud, always complains when zeke visits him

i need to study for my grad exam so bye lol