Phase 2: Multiverse saga: Quay lại Thế giới Titan (1)
*Sau khi chiến đấu với Thanos ở New York, đội Avengers và hội tu tiên theo nhóm Trinh sát đoàn quay trở về thế giới AOT
Title: Aftermath Antics
The multiverse was safe, the battle won, and everyone had returned to the Titan world. Though weary, the alliance gathered in Shiganshina for some much-needed rest and lighthearted moments. Naturally, chaos ensued—because when you mix Avengers, cultivators, and the Survey Corps, hilarity is bound to happen.
Wei Wuxian couldn't resist poking fun at Tony Stark's flashy personality. "So, Iron Man, do you ever turn the lights on your suit off? Or is glowing 24/7 part of the look?"
Tony smirked, unbothered. "It's called style, buddy. You wouldn't understand—unless you count waving a flute around as fashionable."
Wei Wuxian gasped dramatically, clutching Chenqing. "Excuse me! This flute has saved the world! What's your suit done—other than making you look like a disco ball?"
Lan Wangji's faint cough interrupted, clearly trying to steer Wei Wuxian away before Tony's ego retaliated. "Wei Ying."
Thor, ever the showman, couldn't resist showing off Mjölnir again. "Behold! The weapon of the gods. A hammer that no mortal can lift!"
Levi, sipping his tea, rolled his eyes. "Tch. You're bragging again."
Thor laughed. "Perhaps you'd like to try lifting it, Captain Levi?"
Levi stood, approached the hammer, and stared at it for a long moment. Then, without hesitation, he reached down and kicked it. The hammer didn't budge, but Thor was clearly caught off guard.
"Mortals," Levi muttered, walking away.
Wei Wuxian clapped excitedly. "Captain Levi, you never disappoint!"
Hua Cheng and Hulk found themselves in an impromptu contest of strength. While Hulk smashed a chunk of Titan debris with ease, Hua Cheng smirked as his silver butterflies disassembled a boulder into fine dust.
"Powerful," Hulk muttered, clearly impressed.
Hua Cheng, ever confident, replied, "No need to prove myself to anyone, but it's good to know the big guy sees my worth."
Xie Lian laughed gently. "San Lang, be kind."
Hulk scratched his head. "Kind? To... butterflies?"
Shen Qingqiu, overwhelmed by Black Widow's composure, muttered to Shang Qinghua, "How is she so calm after everything? She's terrifying."
Shang Qinghua whispered back, "I think she could take Levi in a staring contest."
Black Widow overheard them, turning her piercing gaze toward Shen Qingqiu. "Terrifying? Thank you."
Shen Qingqiu immediately hid behind his fan, mortified.
Hanji Zoë, ever the enthusiast, cornered Captain America. "Your shield is amazing! Tell me everything! Can I replicate it for Titan battles? Wait—how do I apply your shield mechanics to ODM gear?"
Steve Rogers smiled awkwardly, trying to keep up with Hanji's rapid-fire questions. "Uh, the shield is... pretty unique. I'm not sure..."
Levi groaned audibly. "Hanji, stop harassing people."
Naruto (Back Again) Joins the Chaos
Just as things seemed to settle, Naruto darted through another portal, shouting, "I knew you guys were still here! Did you fight Thanos without me?!"
Sasuke followed moments later, clearly annoyed. "Naruto, you were supposed to stay behind."
Naruto waved him off. "Stay behind? Are you kidding? Look at all the cool people here! Avengers! Cultivators! Titans!"
Wei Wuxian immediately ran up to Naruto, his grin wide. "Finally! Someone else with chaotic energy to match mine is back. Lan Zhan, I've found my counterpart!"
Lan Wangji sighed. "Wei Ying..."
Bonding and Laughs
Despite the chaos, the alliances strengthened even further. The Avengers marveled at the unique quirks of the Titan world and its inhabitants, while the cultivators found themselves oddly charmed by the superheroes' dynamics.
Captain Levi, though trying to escape the madness, found himself at the center of jokes about his stoicism.
"We need Captain Levi to lead the Avengers next," Wei Wuxian teased. "Imagine him telling Iron Man to stop showing off!"
Tony grinned. "Challenge accepted."
Thor laughed. "Captain Levi! I like him! Small but mighty."
Levi scowled. "I'll remember that."
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