One day a 12 year old girl noticed she was growing hair between her legs. When she notified her mother, her mother said "Its called a monkey, and you should be proud it's growing hair"
The next morning, when her and her mother and her sister were at the table, "My monkey grew hair!" she exclaimed proudly to her sister. Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing. Mines already eating bananas!" And their mother fainted.

XD I hope you enjoyed this. I heard this story on instagram on a post by Detecting_Spams
(I think that's the user lol)
~Firefly