I walked down the hallway slightly hung over and tiptoed in to the kitchen. I looked into the living room and did a double take as I saw Dan and Phil sitting on the couch, making out.
I quickly hid behind the half wall and leaned out a little so I could watch.
As I did so my phone decided to fall out of my small-ass front pocket and decided to be loud as fuck.
I quickly grabbed my phone and hid behind the island.

The make out session had stopped.

"Who's there?" Dan said, his voice shaky. Who could blame him? But I stayed dead silent.
"I'll call the police if you don't come out!" Phil called.
Fuck that! I'm not going to jail! I stood up and stepped closer to them.
"Carmen?" Asked Dan. "What are you doing here? I thought you went home."
"See, what happened is I had a little too much to drink and I passed out in your bath. Then I came out trying not to make much noise cuz I thought you were asleep then I saw you guys and hid." I explain.
"Y-You saw that?" Phil stutters.
"Of course I did." I say. "Is there something you guys want to tell me?"
"Fine," Says Dan, "Phil and I are secretly dating."
I smile. My mind filling with questions. "Who else knows? When are you gonna tell your subscribers? If you guys get married can I be your photographer?"
"Slow down." Says Phil. "No one knows. Probably soon. And sure."
I smile at them. "So are you guys gay or bi?" I ask.
Phil sighs, "I'm gay, he's bi."
I smile bigger. "Same Phil!" I hi-five him.
"Wait, you're les?" Asks Dan shocked.
"Yup. I'm trying to be more opened about it. Soon I'll probably tell my subscribers." I say.
"If you don't want to go home you can sleep on the couch, like old times." Says Phil.
"Ok." I say remembering my first day when I found out they were my neighbors and didn't have a bed so Phil invited me to their couch. I lay down on the couch trying to process everything that just happend and soon find my self drifting off to sleep.

A/N
Sorry if it kind sucks. Also @applepierock this is for you cuz you told me you wanted phan.mention a user