"Ok I'm ready to go buy gucci on your credit card!" I cheered skipping down the stairs and into the kitchen where Levi was sitting.

Let's get this gucci.

"Let me finish eating my breakfast." He muttered constructing two elaborate egg sandwiches.

Wow he's a food magician.

"You're making two?" I pointed out watching as he plated his creation.

One 4 me and one 4 u <3

"Yeah," he glanced over at me before grabbing another plate and placing one of them on it, "stop drooling and take it."

I have been blessed.

"!!!!!!!" I grabbed the plate rushing over to the table.

EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT.

"'!!!!!' isn't a word." Levi rolled his eyes joining me.

"You aren't a word."

Haha nice one Y/N.

Thank u Y/N.

To be honest Levi was quite intimidating. He stared me down as I devoured the egg sandwich the runny yolk spilling onto my hands.

It's not like he can do any better and besides the mess is a fashion statement.

He's eating it without getting the yolk everywhere.

What.

"I'm not speaking to you."

"Fine by me." Levi finished his sandwich picking up our dishes and setting them in the sink.

This is so mundane he's not even wearing gucci he's wearing some stupid t-shirt he probably got from Walmart.

"I'll go start the car you can wait here." He said grabbing the keys and walking out of the room.

I'm not talking to you stinky.

"Come get in the car."

Ok.

"You really aren't speaking."

Nope.

"Are you going to be like this forever?"

Yes.

"Too bad I was gonna get you a McDonalds happy meal."

"UH WAIT I'LL SPEAK BRING MY THE CHICKEN NUGGETS."

NUGGETS OR WE RIOT!

"The chicken nuggets are disgusting why the fuck would you want that."

We could never date.

"You're disgusting I bet you like the apple slices." I groaned scowling at his obnoxious face.

"They're fucking delicious and peeled what's not to like." Levi retorted rolling his eyes.

ThEY'RE DeliCIOUs!)38_(*_R(U_(HD_IJ!O_DI_(@U_#*

"They're apples fuck you."

"Just be happy I'm even buying you chicken nuggets." Levi scoffed as we pulled into a high end outlet mall.

Gucci is good but Chicken nuggets are better.

"Just be happy I'm talking to you." I laughed squinting down at his tiny body.

Little shrimp man.

"Just be happy I'm paying for your clothes."

"Please,  just be happy I'm here."

"Just be happy IM here."

That's a weak response a child would make.

"Just be happy IM HERE." I retorted scoffing.

That's how you do it.

"Weak." Levi rolled his eyes at me.

"Short." I spit out jabbing his side with my arm.

Ok that was a little bit mean.

"Too far you child eater."

"Sorry I called you short but I would never eat children I prefer men who are 5'3, 24 and models." I winked at Levi.

YOU SMOOTH GODDESS WE STAN.

"I prefer apple slices :/"

I prefer Eren so fuck you.

"Buy me gucci or I shank you."

"Ok idiot let's fix your ugly outfit." He shrugged grabbing my wrist and pulling me into the strip of stores.

Its cute u little man.

Don't complain he's buying you gucci you idiot.

"Ok lets go!" I cheered dashing forward into the closest expensive store.

We didn't get McDonalds we got Panda Express.

There's no way in hell I'm gonna watch him eat apples.

I don't want to see any fruit at all I'm on a fruit cleanse.

That's really bad.

No it isn't you idiot.

Die I guess.

"You're just getting white rice?" I asked staring at Levi's order.

hA n00b.

"That's lame we're at Panda Express this is fine dining," I scowled turning toward the cashier, "I'll have 35 fortune cookies."

The good stuff.

"You're disgusting."

"No u."

"No you."

"No UUU."

"No you."

"No us both."

"No you."

"Levi you're supposed to say ok and then we can be disgusting together."

"I'm only disgusting alone."

"Just wait until we start dating you ugly."

"'I oNLY DAtE HandSOmE ModELs," Levi quoted setting his order of white rice on a table.

"I made an exception :/"

Whatever.

I rolled my eyes unwrapping a fortune cookie and unfolding the small message.

'Bad luck is coming your way.' I'll pretend it doesn't say that.

Levi reached over grabbing a cookie tossing the fortune onto the table.

You can't just throw away your fate like that.

Lame.

"YOUR FORTUNE! Something is going to change in your love life," I read out the discarded fortune folding the small slip of paper into a square and tucking it away. "You'd better be nice to me I'm gonna be very important in your future."

Your wife.

Levi rolled his eyes at me grabbing the folded paper and looking at what it said a small smile appearing on his face.

A SMILE WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED.

"When I was younger we would add the phrase 'in bed' to the end of these." I muttered picking up my own fortune lazily.

"Something is going to change in your love life... in bed." Levi repeated his back to me an amused expression melting onto his face.

Cute.

"What does yours say?" He asked raising an eyebrow a faint smile gracing his lips.

Hehehhehehehehe

"Mine says 'the love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly."

"-In bed." Levi finished winking at me from over his drink.

The tables have turned I am now the flustered one.

You've been the flustered one from the beginning.

Shut up loser.

"So do we start making out now?" I laughed reaching out to poke him as he shifted back an inch to avoid me.

Lameo.

"In your dreams." He scoffed leaning close to me.

You useless tease.

"No in your dreams."

Haha nice one Y/N.

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