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pandabines:
i'm sorry i panicked

hazyunicorn:
what are you talking about

pandabines:
idk how to interact with gays

pandabines:
i'm sorry if that's triggering

hazyunicorn:
but aren't you one yourself?

pandabines:
well, technically...i'm bi

hazyunicorn:
you always say on your entries that you're gay

pandabines:
it's more of a joke

hazyunicorn:
being gay is a joke?

pandabines:
NO. SHIT.

hazyunicorn:
woah

pandabines:
i mean idrk i'm confused

pandabines:
i like guys but that doesn't mean i don't like girls anymore

hazyunicorn:
so that's why you suddenly stopped talking to me? because i'm gay?

pandabines:
i just didn't know what to say

hazyunicorn:
you left a fan because they're gay and you didn't know how to respond to them...because they're gay

pandabines:
well, if you put it that way

hazyunicorn:
i will screenshot this and send it to all your other fans. MOST ESPECIALLY, THE GIRLS

pandabines:
you're a fake fan then

hazyunicorn:
holy shit i was just messing with you

pandabines:
it wasn't funny

hazyunicorn:
says the guy who left his fan just because he found out he's gay

pandabines:
you're never gonna let go of this, are you?

hazyunicorn:
NOPE

hazyunicorn:
BESIDES I'M YOU'RE #1 FAN HOW DARE YOU SAY I'M FAKE

pandabines:
lmao

hazyunicorn:
it true boi

pandabines:
really?

hazyunicorn:
you're seventeen years-old. you live in canada. you moved there just three years ago. you have dark brown hair. you prefer chocolate cake than vanilla. v is your best friend. you met him at a twenty-one pilots concert. you don't like pop music unless it's kpop. you can speak british like a fucking british. you hate dancing, but you do it because you wanna be an idol yourself. your mom acts like a bitch to you most of the time but you still love her and would often talk about how wonderful of a mother she is in your blogs. you also have a thing for people who can sing pretty well and dance like a fucking beyblade because they spin so fast y'know?

pandabines:
"beyblade" OH MY FUCKING GOD

hazyunicorn:
i know i'm such a nerd ok

pandabines:
you're cute ;)

hazyunicorn:
fuck

hazyunicorn:
me

hazyunicorn:
now

hazyunicorn:
please

pandabines:
hold your horses, child

hazyunicorn:
i do not have a jhope

pandabines:
OH MY GOD I WILL TELL HIM ABOUT THIS. YOU JUST CALLED HIM A HORSE

hazyunicorn:
boo

pandabines:
he will hunt you down

hazyunicorn:
and what happens next? he will hug me tight and pepper me with sunshine kisses until i start farting rainbows?

pandabines:
why is this so accurate