If it is said that Siria is the quintessence of Sofita's family, Jorita is the craziest person in Sofita, then I am the most obscure homeowner's child. Hello, I am Equalizer Sofita. Oh yeah, damn it, my name is my father and Mom chose it but oh my god, I searched all over the internet and couldn't find the meaning of the name Equalizer. Extremely sad. I swear, my mother would bite me to death if she knew I was fighting the name Equalizer, which she thought had 'great meaning'. Somehow, little Petty Panny Petrikov liked me. Little Petty though the name carries meaning is beautiful. But, the name Petty matches her beauty, and her features are very three-pointed. Although Petty is the daughter of the Petrikov family, she always bullies others, including me. I swear, Petty is my only enemy in my 10 years of studying at M.A.Y. But strangely enough, little Petty Panny Petrikov is my life partner. Great, excellent, wonderfull! I can freely take revenge on Petty!

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Please tell me if the above sentences are grammatically incorrect. I'm not good at English and for the sake of progress, I have to write in English and Vietnamese.