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WARNINGThe following is a transcript of a digital recording. In certainplaces, the audio quality was poor, so some words andphrases represent the author's best guesses. Wherepossible, illustrations of important symbols mentioned in therecording have been added. Background noises such asscuffling, hitting, and cursing by the two speakers have notbeen transcribed. The author makes no claims for theauthenticity of the recording. It seems impossible that thetwo young narrators are telling the truth, but you, thereader, must decide for yourself.…