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Ever wondered what My Immortal (the infamously bad 2006 Harry Potter fanfiction by 'Tara Gilesbie') would be like if it had decent grammar, spelling, syntax, and a plotline that actually went somewhere coherent?Strap in and buckle your seatbelts for this stupid rewrite of the infamous fanfiction featuring my very own version of Ebony, Satan-and-Stanism, and too many unhinged plot twists.(This is literally just my immortal but cleaned up to make you not want to gouge your eyes out while reading it. Until chapter 15, where it diverges because the original has basically no plot at all between chapters 15 and 24 and I didn't want to subject you to that. Crossposted from ao3 where I am the original writer.)This story is complete and can also be read on ao3 under the same title and the username 'grizzlyeagleshark', but I didn't feel like copy and pasting all of it, so it's going to be updated here until all the chapters are posted.…

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AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal). Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.…

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ADOPTED BY @Inky_StudiosPottertalia. (Harry potter and Hetalia crossover) England and Harry share the Voldemort dream and England sends Matthew (only Matthew- Alfred would draw too much attention. Well, only Matthew at the start) to Hogwarts to watch him, before taking a teaching position of his own. Unfortunately, Matthew is sorted into Hufflepuff and Arthur's job is Muggle Studies. Good luck with life, guys. No pairings except canon.EDIT: Alright it's been y e a r s since I wrote this and let me tell YOU: this is terrible. it's really bad. feel free to read it and absorb all the cringe that was 13-year-old-me. Just warning you now. I keep adding more and more fandoms on until it becomes super niche because you have to know and like a l l of these fandoms and they're all super dated and all the chapters are really short and I'm really sleep deprived and please stop adding it to reading lists; I am never going to update it again and only keep it published so that my friends and I can look at it and laugh at how bad I used to be at writing. If you unironically enjoy this, though, good for you. I mean it; if you can get enjoyment out of this, ironic or not, you're doing better than me, to whom it only brings shame.Also it's tagged as complete but that's only because it's never going to be updated ever again and I didn't want it to say 'to be continued' because it isn't. It's not finished; sorry.…

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A deep-rooted grudge. Bitter anger. But from the soil of darkness and anger sprouts a seed of something brighter. With the help of a slightly incompetent narrator, something beautiful may be about to blossom.But the clichés that run rampant force the characters' hands, and romance is abandoned for the hope of free will. Completed. Warning: lots of 4th wall breaking.Warning: starts really cliche. I promise, it isn't. Get to chapter 5 (all until then are REALLY short) or so and you'll get it.…

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Parody, of course. This is a parody of those 2012 'Sold to one direction' stories as well as self-insert stories. Nothing wrong with those really- it's just harmless fun- but I wanted to put my spin on the concept. In which Y/n (pronounced yuh-nuh) is taken on tour with One Direction, but all is not as it seems. And yes, that cover was made in MS paint.…

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My friends and I say some pretty weird stuff. So here's just a compilation of all the best out-of-context (and these were even pretty funny IN context) quotes we've ever come up with. I'll probably update this like every other day, or at least WAY more often than my fanfic because I can't get writer's block. Not that any of you care.…