Sharpmouth

•Watching a car crash was watching Ashland's life play out-in his words-artistically. The Nigerian-American was a decent man who gave when he could, loved when he could and fucked when he could. That might have been an exaggeration.Fine, It was an exaggeration. Sex had been suspectible to playing hide and seek with it's lover which in this case, was Ashland's fate and well, he wasn't willing to accept just yet. Honestly, Ash could use a break, man. Not the type that had you right back in ruins after a short while, but the kind of peace out that gave you a new will to live to the fullest because your lunatic best buddy, slash brother, advisor, drunkard, prostitute, slash everything evil-who was honestly quite stupid-always said, "You only live once."The glaring factor was, Ashland just wasn't built for smooth greatness. If he was ever in doubts, the freezing night he broke his dick was enough to convince him that life was flipping him a giant bird with sparkling wings and if it was fuck him, it was "Fuck you then! Fuck!"One more thing; he was also torn between two fiercely attractive females who were constructed to make him BAT. SHIT. CRAZY. Bottomline; Ash is screwed.•** "Your name, what's your name?""Michelle, Michelle fuck."••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••Slated for love is one of the few romance novels I can boldly say I loved reading. - @Sebastian6teen...The storyline? The plot? Oh my... For the first time in a very long time, I actually feel like kissing a Nigerian writer. I'm a die hard fan! - @illusionistic…

Sharpmouth

[Entry into the #fiveyearssincecollabcontest.]--------------Five years is enough to forget how warm and fuzzy their pure hearted friendship used to be between Lola the fashionista, Victor the sportsman, Tolu the actor, Rex the recording artist, and of course, the always forgotten Chinny the baker. Summer camp in a tiny Nigerian forest, by some twist of fate, pours these eccentric personalities right under the same roof for the second time and while it should be a splendid event with promising entreaties and fun, it is not so rosy with a handful of caustic and downright callous secrets and grudges being laid out in the open for all to hear - including the happiness thief.Five friends may just realize that their former relationship had been but a coat of chocolate on scorpions or had it been chocolate and scorpions? This sixpence may finally understand why they were unknowningly ecstatic to sever contacts from one another and why they should leave it that way.Sixpence because Chinny the baker refers to herself as two.#4 on #fiveyearssincecollabcontest.…