Rhydon: Last time on the Rhydonculous Race, Japan is where all the action took place! Architects and gamers alike could gasp in awe watching the challenges that were held. First, teams had to find a tip in an ancient Japanese temple. Then, teams had to scurry over to our buds at Nintendo to hurry and beat a very tough opponent in Smash Bros. The Gamers, Shinx and Meowstic, enjoyed every bit of the leg and arrived at the Chill Zone first and won! (Blows a party blower) Only they could take a challenging race and turn it into a dream. Anywho, other teams struggled. Chespin and Chikorita had a fight, but thankfully were able to patch it up, but maybe only temporarily. The Contest Stars and Eeveelution Twins had a real hard time and it came down to the match of Buneary and Glaceon to decide who stayed. Buneary won the match and sent the Eeveelution Twins packing. Who will follow in their footsteps? Find out today on a super special episode of... The Rhydonculous Race! (Heavily smiles and winks at the camera)

(Theme song; by the chill zone)

Machoke: (angry) Okay that does it! Where is Rhydon?

Flaaffy: I know! We've been waiting here for like a half an hour now! When's this leg gonna start?

Machoke: (whispers to Weavile) You know, maybe we should form an alliance with them. The Contest Stars that is?

Weavile: Hmm, here's an idea! (Smacks Machoke on the head) Everyone is our enemy here got it! ONLY WE WILL WIN!

Machoke: Yeesh. Got it.

Weavile: I get what your thinking but I just don't think it would work well for us.

Pichu: I'm so bored!

Pichuette: Come on. Just sit quiet and be patient is all.

Pichu: YOUR NOT MY MOM! (The Pichu Twins start fighting)

Bulbasaur: Ahh. I sometimes miss being little.

Squirtle: Me too.

Sandshrew: Okay now seriously, WHERE IS RHYDON!?

(Inside Nintendo headquarters)

Rhydon: So are you sure it is safe?

Kadabra: I'm positive.

Rhydon: Well I guess I'll take your word. You are the smartest Pokémon ever according to Raichu.

Kadabra: Yes. Alakazam is everything well over there?

Alakazam: Yes it is all set. The portal will open... now! (Suddenly a portal opens)

Rhydon: Holy cow! That is truly amazing! Hang on and I'm gonna go get the teams.

(Back at the Chill Zone)

Vulpix: (looking at phone) Yay! Jigglypuff is gonna advertise for our fashion site at all her concerts this week! That's so amazing!

Sandshrew: No way! That's amaz- I mean, that's really dumb. I'm a guy and I obviously don't care about fashion. (Vulpix holds back her anger)

Rhydon: Hello everybody!

Machoke: Its about time you showed up!

Togedemaru: Yeah we've been waiting forever.

Rhydon: Calm down everybody, just give me a second. (Empties the tip out of the Rhydon Box and puts new ones in) Now go Gamers. Shinx? Meowstic? I couldn't care less, just one of you grab it.

Shinx: Dibs! (Grabs tip)

Meowstic: Well, what's it say?

Shinx: It says head into a portal to be transported to a far away land... (looks confused) Um, what?

Bulbasaur: Yeah seriously what? That seems so vague and suspicious. But I mean, it is a million bucks so... (Everyone heads into the other room)

Meowstic: (Heavily gulps) D-do we have to?

Rhydon: If you wanna win a million bucks you do.

Meowstic: (to Shinx) We go on three. One... Two... THREE! (They jump in and are slowly transported into the world of Fire Emblem Awakening.)

(The screen fades to black before returning to Shinx's perspective)

Shinx: (opens his eyes to see Pachirisu and Togedemaru) Huh?

Pachirisu: Togedemaru, we have to do SOMETHING!

Togedemaru: What do you propose we do?

Pachirisu: I... I dunno.

Togedemaru: Oh good. You're up Shinx. There are better places to take a nap than on the ground you know. (helps Shinx up)

(The screen returns to normal perspective)

Shinx: Wha- What happened?

Meowstic: Shinx! Buddy you fell! I'm just glad you're okay!

Buizel: Okay, where the heck are we?

Oshawott: This is scary! What if we can never return home!

Buizel: Don't say that! I'm sure we'll be okay.

Weavile: Look! A Rhydon Box! (Grabs a tip) We must follow this path into town!

Buneary: Lets bounce to it!

Buizel: Run Oshawott!

Pichu: Hurry!

(In the town all teams come across Rhydon)

Rhydon: Hello everybody!

Chespin: C'mon! Care to tell us where we are?

Meowstic: (Looks around) Wait a second... I know this place...

Togedemaru: You do? But how?

Meowstic: (gasps) NO WAY!!! (Smiles) Is this... Ylisstol?

Rhydon: Ding ding ding! Correct!

Shinx: (happily gasps) So that means...

Meowstic: WE ARE IN THE WORLD OF FIRE EMBLEM!!!!! (Shinx faints but quickly gets back up) This is so amazing! (He and Shinx start freaking out and squeezing)

Machoke: Ugh. What some dumb video game? So stupid.

(Team Confessional)
Meowstic: (breathing into a paper bag) This is a dream come true! I LOVE Fire Emblem! I worship it!

Shinx: I really like it also! Such a fun franchise.

Meowstic: One thing is certain, Today is gonna be THE BEST DAY EVER!!
(End)

Rhydon: Okay, Gamers calm down. So anywho, thanks to the Pokémon Research Team, we were able to get into this world. No actual "human" characters are here, but you will be dressing like them!

Vulpix: YES! FASHION!

Rhydon: Head to the barracks and successfully dress up as two Fire Emblem characters of your choosing. However they must be from the same game!

Weavile: No fair! I've never played the stupid game, so how do I know what they look like?

Rhydon: Good point. There is a book inside with your answers. Also grab the weapons that go with your character and you will have to attack with them today in a later challenge. Cool huh? Now get moving!!! (The teams all rush into the barracks) Now this is truly gonna be an awesome episode!

(Inside the barracks)

Meowstic: I'm totally gonna be Ike! Would I be an awesome Ike?

Shinx: Well... no offense, but he's really buff.

Meowstic: What? I'm kinda muscular too!

Shinx: Meowstic you're not muscular and neither am I. You know that.

Meowstic: But- (sees Togedemaru) Dammit. Togedmaru's getting an Ike costume. (Frowns)

Shinx: Hey! How about Chrom and Robin? They are like best friends!

Meowstic: Yeah! I love Chrom just as much as Ike! Good thinking!

(Elsewhere)

Togedemaru: (puts on Ike costume) Tada! What do you think?

Pachirisu: I think you look ridiculous.(Chuckles)

Togedemaru: Ugh! Shut up!

Pachirisu: Okay, okay. But how'd you get dressed so fast?

(In confessional)
Togedemaru: I may or may not know a couple things about Fire Emblem... (pauses) Don't judge me!
(End)

Vulpix: Isn't this great Sandshrew? Clothing! Just for us to try on! Maybe our blog could do a thing with-

Sandshrew: Fashion is stupid, but video games! They are awesome! I love video games.

Vulpix: Who's you favorite character?

Sandshrew: Um... Well... I like that guy with a sword... (look embarrassed)

Chikorita: (comes over) Hey! Have you seen a shirt like this? (Points to a picture)

Vulpix: No, but if I do this... (takes two pieces of clothing and turns them into the shirt Chikorita needs) Viola! Done and done!

Chikorita: Holy cow! That was like magic! You're so skilled Vulpix.

Chespin: (runs over) Hey Chikorita! I found the rest of my Marth costume!

Chikorita: Awesome! I'm just about done with mine!

Chespin: Well I look forward to seeing how you look my beautiful Caeda (they laugh)

(Elsewhere)

Buneary: Hmm, let's see. It's all about picking a character with a nice weapon

Flaaffy: Definitely... Maybe a spear would be cool?

Buizel: (wakes up) Hey guys! Oshawott and I are gonna be Ryoma and Takumi. Maybe you guys wannabe the two other siblings from the family. (Holds up their pictures)

Flaaffy: Sweet! Dibs on the tough chick! And she's got a spear.

Buneary: Hey wait! Look at these two! They'd be perfect for us! And no offense but I don't wanna be stuck with a staff, not being able to attack.

Oshawott: Yeah I get that. I wish I could be Sakura though becuase she's sweet and struggles with shyness like me!

Buizel: You can't be a girl! Just be the cool edgy archer okay?

(By the entrance of the barracks)

Rhydon: Huh? Looks like some heroes are arriving!

Pichu: I am the bravest of brave heroes! Prince Ephraim of Renais!

Pichuette: I am his twin sister, Eirika, princess of Renais!

Rhydon: Wow! Talk about perfect characters to be as.

Vulpix: (Runs Up) Yes! all finished! And it was so cool working with all the fabric and-

Rhydon: Okay so who are you?

Vulpix: I am Lissa! Princess of-

Rhydon: Yeah, yeah and Sandshrew you are?

Sandshrew: Um, I'm Owain- (pauses) Er, I mean... HARK! TIS I OWAIN DARK!

Pichuette: Um, why is he talking like that?

Pichu: That's part of his character! Duh! (Smiles) Way to commit to the part Sandshrew! Awesome!

(In confessional)
Sandshrew: I did some research and apparently this character is one people think is "hot". So I figured if I act like him I'll be cool too! No more stupid fashion, just pure coolness! ACK! SPIDER! (Runs out)
(End)

Togedemaru: I'm Ike! Radiant hero of legend. Kick ass skills, stoic personality, awesome voice and- (Pachirisu starts laughing) What!?

Pachirisu: S-Sorry. You're just so cute!

Togedemaru: Cute!? (Angrily rolls eyes)

Pachirisu: And I'm Elincia by the way.

Rhydon: Okay you six brave heroes, here is the next tip! (Hands them out)

Pichu: Its an all in! Pegasus racing!

Rhydon: (to the camera) In this all in, teams will head to the stables and select one of the many pegasi. Then, one of them will have to successfully fly it through the training course to get the next tip!

Vulpix: Um, any rules on who rides?

Rhydon: Nope, you're choice!

Vulpix: Sweet! Now let's go! (The 3 teams head off)

Rhydon: The first troops have headed off! Better hurry it up! (The Athletes walknup) Oh, hello.

Weavile: I'm Lyn. He's Hector. Got it?

Machoke: I get to use this sweet axe! (Swings it around)

Rhydon: Okay then.

Shinx: Hello! I am Robin! Tactician of the Shepard's.

Meowstic: And I am Chrom, prince of Ylissetol and leader of the Shepherds. I want nothing more than to fight to restore peace to our land.

Shinx: (squeals) OMG this is sooo exciting! Roleplaying as the characters is so much fun!

Meowstic: I know! I can barely control myself!

Rhydon: (holds out tips) Get going you guys.

(In the barracks)

Squirtle: Oh! I know! I can be Leo and you can be Xander!

Bulbasaur: Um, I dunno. Xander seems kinda weird.

Squirtle: You said that about the three people o suggested!

Bulbasaur: Sheesh! None of them really fit okay? Why can't you just be nice and let me decide!

Squirtle: (aggravated) Ugh! Fine! (There is a brief moment of silence) So how about Lon'qu?

Bulbasaur: UGGGGHHH!

(At the Pegasus training course)

Pichuette: Aw! Look at all the cute ponies! We need one for our birthday!

Pichu: Lets take this one! (Points at a pure white one) She's so adorable!

Pichuette: Agreed! (They head out to the track) So, who's gonna ride it?

Pichu: Can I? Pretty pretty please!

Pichuette: (frowns a little) Okay. I know how much video games mean to you and all.

Pichu: (Hugs her) BEST SISTER EVER!

Sandshrew: Hark! For this will truly be a tough decision. One that could determine the fate of the chosen one.

Vulpix: I'll fly! Got it? (Sandshrew nods)

Pachirisu: Elincia is a flier so... (Togedemaru helps her on) Ike you are such a gentleman.

Vulpix: Here we go... (Grabs the reins) Go! Fly! (The pegasus starts flying) AH! HOW DO I CONTROL THIS THING?!? (The Gamers and Athletes arrive)

Weavile: Ha! What a loser.

Meowstic: SISTER! HOLD ON IM COMING!!

Sandshrew: Sister?

Meowstic: Lissa is Chrom's little sister. And I'm Chrom so... (Vulpix comes crashing doing) Oh no! Lissa!

Vulpix: Ouch. I'm f-fine.

(At the barracks)

Buizel: I'm Ryoma. High prince of Hoshido and totally awesome samurai!

Oshawott: I'm Takumi. Um, and I'm a prince too and am, um, pretty edgy. (Pauses) Um, angst?

Buizel: (pats Oshawott) We'll work on it! (They run off)

Chespin: Hello there. I am Marth, prince of Altea.

Chikorita: I'm Caeda, princess of Talys and Marth's betrothed.

Rhydon: Wow. Perfect characters for you two. (Gives then their tips and they leave)

Bulbasaur: We finally decided on the right characters. I'm Abel, the cautious and serious knight.

Squirtle: And I'm Cain, the totally reckless knight!

Rhydon: Once again, perfect match! (They head off)

Flaaffy: I'm Cordelia. Perfect pegasus knight, but please don't call me a genius. (Turns around) YES! NAILED IT!

Buneary: I'm Sumia. Pegasus knight as well. I'm good with animals but can be- (falls on her face as Flaaffy grabs a tip) Yeah... and I'm clumsy.

Flaaffy: Sweet! It's a pegasus challenge! Perfect for us! Now let's get going Buneary- Er- Sumia!

(At the pegasus challenge)

Buizel: Woah. This looks cool.

Oshawott: And terrifying.

Buizel: You wait here cous. Errr. I mean, you wait here bro.

Shinx: Okay, Robin isn't a flier, but you can do this. I'm the best tactician I totally got this!! (Hops on the pegasus and falls right off) Ow.

Machoke: Ha! Loser!

Meowstic: Hey! That's not how Hector of Ostia would act! Now back off from Robin!

Machoke: Oh yeah? (Swings axe at Meowstic)

Meowstic: Hey!

Weavile: Enough with your play date I'm getting on.

(The screen cuts to Weavile, Vulpix, Pichu and Pachirisu flying on Pegasi)

Pichu: Yahoo!! This is amazing!

Pachirisu: Totally! (Flies through some obstacles) Yes! I'm totally a Pegasus pro.

Pichu: Well you are Elincia after all. (They both smile)

Vulpix: Okay, so far so good. (Dodges an obstacle) Woah. Easy now. (Suddenly screams and scares her pegasus and they fall)

Weavile: One down. Two to go. (Flies next to Pachirisu) Oh hello.

Pachirisu: Um, hi? (Pauses) Look I don't want any trouble.

Weavile: I do! (Shoves Pachirisu off her pegasus)

Pichu: Oh no! I'm coming! (Turns his pegasus around) Go! Faster! (Catches Pachirisu and brings her back to her pegasus) Are you okay?

Pachirisu: Yes. Thank you so much. You saved my life.

Pichu: No problem. It's what heroes do!

Pachirisu: You know, you and your sister are much stronger competitors than I initially thought. Let's make a pact to go up against each other in the finals, or at least try to do that.

Pichu: Definitely! That'd be amazing!

(In confessional)
Pachirisu: So I'm a little embarrassed of being saved. AGAIN. I'm a strong girl and I can handle myself but people have to keep coming to my rescue as of late. (sighs)
(End)

Machoke: Alright Weavile you did it!

Pichuette: Yes! Here comes Pichu and Pachirisu! (Weavile rolls her eyes)

Togedemaru: Awesome job!

Pachirisu: Thanks. (Togedemaru tries to help her down) Nope. I got it. (Hops off herself) Now let's grab that tip!

(Team Confessional)
Pichuette: Pachirisu and Togedemaru are really nice and cool so I'm so glad we earned their friendship. I mean, we were friends before, but I feel we're true friends now.

Pichu: Yeah, and they're lucky to have ours! We are like the funest Pokémon in the world.
(End)

(In the air, Shinx, Buneary and Buizel fly)

Buneary: I feel bad for Chikorita and Squirtle. They took a nasty fall.

Shinx: Same.

Buizel: So... (dodges an obstacle) Buneary, it's kinda romantic up here. Beautiful sky and all...

Shinx: NO! STOP! (Buneary and Buizel stare at Shinx) Sumia and Chrom are a couple. Sumia doesn't even know Ryoma! Buneary, you need to kiss Meowstic today.

Buneary: I'm sure he's nice and all, but Meowstic isn't really my type...

(In confessional)
Shinx: (crosses his arms) I can't believe it! These people really need to take their characters more seriously!
(End)

Shinx: Okay sorry. I get carried away. I just love this franchise and all.

Buneary: No worries. Now watch this! (Does a bunch of cool tricks)

Buizel: Wow! Amazing!

Shinx: Sumia is one of the best fliers ever. (The three finish and land) Oh yeah!

Meowstic: Nice one Robin, and Sumia you were a wonder as usual.

Buneary: As usual? Oh right, um, yeah thanks so much Chrom.

Flaaffy: Lets go Buneary or Sumia or whatever.

(In confessional)
Buneary: I'm really gonna miss my pegasus. Shes was such a good girl. Awww, yes she was.
(End)

Buizel: Read it Takumi.

Oshawott: It says venture through the forest to find the chill zone. Beware of Risen. Risen?

Shinx: Risen are these weird creatures that rise from the ground and they try to kill you. They are a real problem in Ylisse after Lucina came back and-

Oshawott: So their m-m-monsters?

Meowstic: Don't worry Oshawott. You've got a bow so you can fight from far away

Oshawott: (Smiles) Oh yeah that's right! Thanks!

Flaaffy: And look! The Athletes, New Friends and Pichu Twins are just a bit ahead. After them!

(Back at the pegasus course)

Chespin: So that's my date disaster story.

Bulbasaur: Yikes. I can't believe they kicked you out of the restaurant.

Chespin: I know. But I'm over it. It was a while ago.

Bulbasaur: Its been good catching up. Sometimes I miss those old TDP days.

Chespin: But then you remember Snivy and are glad it's gone. (They both laugh)

Chikorita: Woah! Coming in for a landing! (Lands) Yes!

Chespin: That was excellent my beautiful Caeda.

Chikorita: Oh Prince Marth (They kiss an Bulbasaur slowly inches away and Squirtle lands)

Squirtle: Again! Again!

Bulbasaur: What? But we need to-

Squirtle: I'm only saying it was fun. Of course I'm not gonna do it again, we have a race to win. (The teams leave)

Sandshrew: (Yelling Up) Vulpix! We are the only ones left!

Vulpix: What? No! (Starts wobbling) Ahh!

Sandshrew: (pretending) That's okay maybe I should have a turn. You're too delicate!

Vulpix: (gasps) What did he say!? (Growls) DONT CALL ME DELICATE!!!! (Zooms through the rest of the course) That's it mister, I am not just a delicate-

Sandshrew: Vulpix you finished.

Vulpix: Yeah, so? You're the one being- Wait a minute that was your plan wasn't it? (Sandshrew nods) Okay, I'm a little embarrassed now.

Sandshrew: (clears throat) Hark! The chosen one now ventures forward towards the deep dark unknown.

(In the forrest)

Togedemaru: Stay close babe. I know you're strong, but let Ike protect you.

Pachirisu: Oh please! We both know it'd be me protecting you.

(In confessional)
Togedemaru: Man I love it when Pachirisu is strong and in charge. (Dozed off but then freezes) Shit! YOU CANT USE THIS OKAY? ILL SUE!
(End)

Togedemaru: (Hears rumbling) Uh oh. What's that!? (An ugly creature emerges) Eww. Guess that's a Risen. Take this! (Swings his sword and kills it) Over there! (Points to another one)

Pachirisu: I got it! Hi-ya! (Kills it with her sword) Easy peasy. (Pauses) I've been meaning to ask, what do you think about the Pichu Twins?

Togedemaru: They're a handful, but fun to be around. (Smirks) Kinda like you.

Pachirisu: (blushes) Hehe. So I was thinking we ally with them.

Togedemaru: What do you mean? We kinda already had been. Starting when they found out I had a crush on you in Aruba. I had to work with them to keep their mouths shut. (Kinda chuckles) We've come a long way since then.

Pachirisu: Yeah, I guess you're right. It isn't entirely new. Just thought I'd mention it.

Togedemaru: I get it. (Turns around) Oh no! More of them! (Starts fighting them with Pachirisu)

(Somewhere else in the forest)

Pichu: Hey! It's a Risen!

Pichuette: AGHHHH! KILL IT!!!

Pichu: You have a sword you know.

Pichuette: I SAID KILL IT!!!! (Pichu stabs it with his lance) Phew. Thanks bro.

Weavile: Take that! And that! (Kills a few) Yes! (Sees Pichu)

Pichu: Oh hello Lyn. Nice fighting by the- (Weavile hits him) Agh! Ow!

Machoke: Ooh. Looks like an easy fight to me.

Pichuette: Hey! Just back off you big bullies. You're never gonna make any friends.

Machoke: Who said I wanted any? (Swings his axe at Pichuette but she dodges) Grrr.

Pichuette: If its a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get! Face my blade! (She and Machoke clash, but she is hit back) I'll take Weavile. You get Machoke.

Weavile: This almost wont be any fun you're that weak.

Machoke: (Swings Axe at Pichu but he flips away) Ugh! Stupid slow axe.

Pichu: You can't hit me! You can't hit me!! (They clash a few times)

Machoke: How am I not creaming him?

Pichu: And now... (raises lance) Time for Siegmunds Luna special! (Hits Machoke with a powerful strike) Yes! Take that!

Pichuette: (gets hit) Ow! Hey!

Weavile: You die you stupid rodent! (Pichuette barely rolls out of the way) Hey!

Pichuette: Take this! (Hits her with her sword) Yes!

Weavile: That does it! (Freezes Pichuette with Ice beam)

Pichu: Oh no! Pichuette! (Runs over to her)

Weavile: Yes! Victory. Let's get out of here Machoke. They're toast.

(Team Confessional)
Machoke: I cannot believe that little twerp bested me. HOW!?

Weavile: (Laughs) Guess hes stronger than you!

Machoke: HE IS NOT!!!! (Pauses) He can't be can he?
(End)

(Elsewhere)

Meowstic: Robin. Give me some tactical advice.

Shinx: Of course Chrom. There are some Risen in the distance... (facepalms) We don't have enough troops! Ugh! (The Contest Stars and Cousins arrive) Perfect!

Buizel: Um, what did we just walk into?

Oshawott: (Sees Risen) EEEP! Those things are sooo scary! We are gonna die!

Shinx: No we won't. I have a plan. Sumia, Cordelia and Chrom, you will distract them up front and me and the other two will attack from the rear.

Flaaffy: No offense but how can we trust you?

Meowstic: Dude. We literally play video games for a metaphorical living. We've practically trained for this our whole life.

Flaaffy: Fair enough. I'm in.

(Elsewhere)

Squirtle: Oh no! Those monster things!

Bulbasaur: Quick! Attack them! (Charges But Squirtle doesn't) Woah! Ahh! Squirtle help!

Squirtle: Huh? Oh um, sure! (One Grabs Bulbasaur)

Bulbasaur: AHHHH! (Squirtle kills the risen) Phew. (Angry) What was that!? You ditched me!

Squirtle: Sorry, I thought you'd be fine. And also I kinda don't wanna die.

Bulbasaur: But you want me to!?

Squirtle: (facepalms) No! I didn't mean it that way. Look, I'm sorry Bulbasaur. I just didn't expect you to charge in.

Bulbasaur: (sighs) It's fine. Let's just keep going.

(Elsewhere)

Chespin: Taste my Falchion! (Slices a Risen) Die! Die!

Chikorita: Yeesh. These things are creepier than I had ever imagined.

Chespin: Yeah. (One attacks Chespin) AHH! OWW!!

Chikorita: Chespin! (Hits the Risen) Oh no, your bleeding. (Points to his bleeding arm)

Chespin: I'll, I'll be fine I think. Let's just hurry and keep going. We cannot lose.

(In confessional)
Chespin: Yeah, it hurt pretty bad. But in times like these you really need to stay strong and push through it. (Grabs his arm and looks in pain)
(End)

(Elsewhere)

Buneary: So, what do we do again?

Meowstic: When Shinx, er, I mean Robin gives is the signal we go.

Flaaffy: What's the signal again? (Shinx starts waving)

Meowstic: That! Now go! (The three charge out) Take this! (Swings his Falchion) This is so cool!

Flaaffy: Face my lance! (Kills a few) Awesome!

Buneary: Back off! (Swings but drops her lance) Gah! Why must I be so clumsy? (Backs into a corner and is about to get hit) AHHH!!!

Meowstic: Sumia! (Rushes over and saves her) You okay? (Helps her up)

Buneary: I'm good, thanks.

Flaaffy: Here come others others!!!

Oshawott: Eek! Take this! (Shoots some with his bow and arrow) Yes!

Buizel: Time to see the true power of a samurai! (Jumps on the heads of the Risen, killing them along the way) Oh yeah!

Oshawott: Um, guys, there are too many of them!

Meowstic: Huh? (Turns around) Oh crap! Where did they even come from!?

Shinx: Don't worry everyone I got this! (Opens his tome) Time for some magic!

Buizel: Magic? How's that gonna save us?

Shinx: THORON! (Fires a huge beam and kills a row of Risen)

Buneary: Woah.

Flaaffy: Cool!

Shinx: ARCFIRE! ELWIND! NOSFERATU!!! (Kills several Risen) Yes! Now Chrom, time for a pair up attack.

Meowstic: (nods) Yeah! Let's do it! (They Both charge together) AETHER!

Shinx: Time to tip the scales! IGNIS! (They kill all the Risen nearby in a massive attack) Yes! We did it!

(Team Confessional)
Meowstic: Okay, that was sooo amazing!

Shinx: I know! I was all like zzzt, swoosh, bam boom! And you were all like stab, slash, strike! And boom we totally dominated!

Meowstic: This is officially the best day of my life.

Shinx: Same here!
(End)

Buneary: Hey, do you see that?

Buizel: (gasps) The Chill Zone! Hurry! (They head off and the Athletes see them in the distance)

Weavile: What? No way are they winning! Hurry up!

Machoke: One sec. (Swings his axe and kills some Risen) Okay let's go!

Weavile: GO GO GO!!!

(At the Chill Zone)

Rhydon: Looks like I see some Awakening and Fates characters over there... and ooh Lyn and Hector on the right! Who's gonna make it first!? (The screen shows the 4 teams jockeying for position) It's! It's!

(A team crosses)

Rhydon: Chrom and Robin aka the Gamers! Well done! First place!

Meowstic: We did it! YES!

Shinx: Woo hooo!

(Team Confessional)
Shinx: We got to live Fire Emblem and we won the leg on top? Bonus! Only sad thing is we have to leave. (Frowns)

Meowstic: Don't be sad. We'll never forget the memories we made and bonds we forged.

Shinx: You're right! (Smiles) YAY! TODAY WAS THE BEST EVER!!!
(End)

Rhydon: Ryoma and Takumi aka Cousins you take second place! Sumia and Cordelia aka Contest Stars take third.

Buizel: Alright cous! Second place is awesome! Bring it in! (Gives Oshawott a nuggy)

Oshawott: Okay. P-please stop now!

Machoke: (To Rhydon) Dont say it!

Rhydon: Lyn and Hector aka Athletes, you take fourth!

Weavile: (sweats excessively) We missed the top three by one! Ugh!

Rhydon: Also just thought I'd mention that the Gamers are the first team ever to win two legs in a row!

Meowstic: We are? YES! We are so the top tier team! (Weavile twitches her eye in anger)

Rhydon: (On the phone) Ugh huh. Yeah? Okay. (Closes phone) Time to keep getting angry Weavile!

Weavile: Oh what more?

Rhydon: You're gonna miss the top three more than one spot because you have a twenty minute penalty!

Machoke: What!? Why!?

Flaaffy: (laughing) Oh it sucks to be them right now!

Rhydon: Weavile broke a rule when she used a Pokemon move the Pichu Twins. And speaking of the twins that beat you to a pulp...

Machoke: SHUT UP!

Rhydon: Here they come now! Ephraim and Eirika aka Pichu Twins you guys take fourth!

Pichuette: Yipee we're safe!

Pichu: Nice job today sis!

(In confessional)
Pichu: I just wanna say it felt so good to beat Machoke in a duel today! I may be small but I'm strong! Now the Athletes know what they're up against!
(End)

(In the forest)

Pachirisu: Oh no! A whole herd of Risen!

Togedmaru: I got this! (Charges Sword) GREAT AETHER!!! (Wipes out a lot of Risen)

Pachirisu: Nicely done!

Togedemaru: (Sees something in the bushes) Look out!

Pachirisu: Gah! (Squirtle jumps out at her and they start fighting) Hey!

Squirtle: Take that you Risen! (Swings sword but Pachirisu dodges and hits him) Ow!

Pachirisu: What the heck was that for?

Bulbasaur: SQUIRTLE!?!? WHAT WAS THAT!?

Squirtle: What was what? (Realizes Its Pachirisu) Oh my gosh... did I? Oops (looks really embarrassed)

(In confessional)
Squirtle: (Laughs nervously) Okay, I feel really bad and embarrassed. How did that even happen? Man I can be oblivious.
(End)

Bulbasaur: So should we team up and finish this together?

Pachirisu: Um, sorry... you know we've been out here for a while and there probably aren't many more teams left out there. (Pushes Bulbasaur back with her sword)

Bulbasaur: Ouch! Hey!

Pachirisu: (yelling) SORRY! (To Togedemaru) Keep running! They cannot catch up to us.

Togedemaru: Yes ma'am! (Smirks)

(Somewhere else)

Vulpix: EEEW! THESE RISEN ARE GROSS!

Sandshrew: Nothing a strong guy like me can't handle! Hiya! (Kills one)

Vulpix: Yay Sandshrew slash Owain slash, um, whatever, just yay!

Sandshrew: Now help me out!

Vulpix: I can't! Lissa uses a staff remember?

Sandshrew: Looks like the true hero must go it alone yet again. Owain Dark versus the world and- (a Risen hits him) OW!! (Falls down)

Vulpix: Sandshrew! (Uses her staff and heals him) You okay?

Sandshrew: Much better! (Kills the rest) Yes! I'm definitely super manly and tough!

Vulpix: Ugh. (Rolls eyes) Hey Sandshrew there's a stain on your outfit.

Sandshrew: So?

Vulpix: (dramatically gasps) WHAT? (A little angry) You cannot be serious! (Sandshrew heads off) Hey wait up!

(At the chill zone)

Togedemaru: Yes! We made it! Go Ike and Elincia!

Rhydon: You two take fifth place.

Chikorita: Alright! We did it!

Rhydon: Marth and Caeda aka Boyfriend and Girlfriend, you guys take sixth.

Chikorita: Not bad, but at least we're safe.

Oshawott: Oh no, Chespin what happened to your arm?

Chespin: Just a little cut... or a big gash, same thing.

Buneary: Here let me help. (Uses Ice Beam to make an Ice Pack and gives it to Chespin)

Chespin: Hey, thanks so much.

Weavile: (To Rhydon) Okay our penalty has to be up by now! Like seriously!?

Rhydon: It ends in one minute. And only two teams are left out there, but here they come now!

Squirtle: Look! The Fashion Designers over there!

Bulbasaur: And there's the chill zone! Better hurry!

Vulpix: Faster! We might not make it!

Rhydon: Three, two, one... penalty expired, Atheltes take Seventh.

Machoke: Praise Arceus.

Weavile: At least we're safe, but we will DOMINATE next time!

Rhydon: And who's gonna make it? The Fashion Designers are pulling ahead, no, no the Lifelong Friends pulled ahead now, no wait, GAH! WHOSE GONNA MAKE IT!?

Squirtle: We gotta make it!

Sandshrew: Dive for it Vulpix! Like it's for the last pair of new jeans!

(The Fashion Designers and Lifelong Friends land on the carpet at roughly the same time. They are pilled on each other on the carpet)

Vulpix: Hey! Get your foot out of my face.

Bulbasaur: Oops. Sorry.

Sandshrew: Did we make it?

Squirtle: I don't know who was first. It was way too close.

Rhydon: Indeed it was Squirtle. We're gonna have to look at the footage.

Chikorita: Oh no! I don't wanna see either of them go home.

Chespin: Yeah, lets just boot the Athletes instead (Machoke and Weavile look mad)

Flaaffy: Haha! Burn! Nice one. (High fives Chespin)

Rhydon: Alright, the results are in, and somebodies feet hit the carpet a few seconds before the other... (shows the footage on slow motion) The team staying is...

(Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Sandshrew and Vulpix look nervous)

Rhydon: THE FASHION DESIGNERS!!!

Vulpix: YES! (Hugs Sandshrew) Oh yes we did it! We are still in this thing!

Sandshrew: I'm sooo relieved! We get to stay!

Vulpix: And I heard that reference back there, you're still the same Sandshrew so stop acting like your not.

Sandshrew: It was just a slip of the tongue. I'm a tough guy who likes sports and such because that's what's cool!

Vulpix: (rolls her eyes) Yeah you keep telling yourself that. Just, Sandshrew please be yourself... I'm incredibly hurt seeing you pretend to be someone your not. (Sandshrew looks at her and frowns)

Rhydon: Squirtle and Bulbasuar, I'm sorry but this is the end of the road for you guys.

Bulbasaur: (sighs) Yeah we know.

Squirtle: This Race was so fun! It sucks for it to have to end!

Rhydon: We'll miss you two, or maybe we won't. I don't know, I ran out of things to say. Goodbye.

(Lifelong Friends Elimination Montage)

Bulbasaur: Today was full of surprises. We literally jumped into a video game and fought monsters. Don't get to do that everyday do you?

Squirtle: No you don't my friend. (Pauses) I'm sad to see this awesome race come to an end for us, but I've had so much fun along the way!

Bulbasaur: Same here! Except for when we almost died... and almost died again.

Squirtle: (laughs) Yeah, if I had a nickel for every time I put us is danger with a risk, we'd be rich.

Bulbasaur: True but your risks are what saved us from elimination before.

Squirtle: Thanks. This was super fun, and I can't wait for the next adventure!

Bulbasaur: Next adventure? Man I think I'm gonna need a break for a bit before that!

Squirtle: (Laughs) Yeah, maybe you're right buddy.

(End Montage)

Rhydon: We are down to only eight teams left. But which one will take one the grand prize? You'll have to keep watching and find out, here on... The Rhydonculous Race!

Whelp, hope you enjoyed me nerding out over fire emblem which is my favorite series of all time heh XD. Thanks for continuing through it I know it must be an awkward read for sure but I just realllly wanted to do this for funsies

Also, just 1 week till smash ultimate! I can't wait to finally play as Pichu!!! (And hopefully some of you will play as Pichu too sometimes lol)

Anyways, special thanks to LittleLitten11 Darumaka25 __Glaceon__ Sean1153 TheTheoryFroakie FanboyMudkipz slothzilla124 Dedenne14 Catanzy
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