Aries: "You're such an idiot"

Taurus: "You're hilarious"

Gemini: "I actually like you"

Cancer: "You mean so much to me"

Leo: "I like being with you"

Virgo: "You're such a weirdo"

Libra: "You're my favourite kind of person"

Scorpio: "I hate you"

Sagittarius: "Gosh I could kiss you"

Capricorn: they laugh at your every single joke, even if they are not that funny

Aquarius: "Damn you're almost crazy as I am"

Pisces: "I love you"

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