Aries: I hid a million dollars under the— *dies*

Taurus: Thanks for the "going away cake" guys

Gemini: knock knock.... who's there....*dies*

Cancer: some cliché movie's last words

Leo: you should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked

Libra: lol bye

Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius: wait am I dying?

Capricorn: finally man! This was exhausting

Aquarius: I see light.... wait, that's hellfire

Pisces: tell my chinchilla, I love him

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