Aries: There are no seat belts on this death machine

Taurus: that's because....I ATE THEM DUN DUN DAAAH

Gemini: so surprise Taurus, sit back down

Leo: I can't believe I've been seen on a bus *covers face with a mask*

Cancer: I LOVE RIDING THE BUS *kills busdriver and takes over*

Virgo: lmfao you go Cancer, show him who's the boss

Libra: *kicks window down* SEE YOU LATER FUCKERS *jumps out for no apparent reason*

Scorpio: finally the trash took out itself

Sagittarius: lmafo I'm coming Libra!! *Jumps out of the window too*

Capricorn: *is in a private jet* PeSaNtS

Aquarius: THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO 'ROUND AND 'ROUND!

Pisces: guys, I think this is illegal...

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