Aries: Throws tomato

Taurus: Eats Tomato

Gemini: Pokes smiley face on the Tomato and gets squirted with juice

Cancer: Caresses tomato

Leo: Bedazzles tomato

Virgo: No tomato

Libra: Stares at tomato dramatically

Scorpio: Tries to tell Pisces that tomato is a fruit

Sagittarius: Puts tomato on a seat before someone sits down

Capricorn: Impales tomato

Aquarius: Paints tomato blue

Pisces: Refuse to acknowledge that tomato is a fruit

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