The door opened and I shuddered.

Don't eat anything Bakugo makes you we don't want a remake of the glue incident.

"Let's just go upstairs and work on your homework there." Bakugo sighed pulling off his shoes.

I FORGOT WE WERE DOING THAT.

"Do we have to??" I groaned following suit and trudging into the house.

"Yes we have to you lazy child."

"Can't we say hi to your mom or something first?" I stalled 'struggling' to get off my last shoe.

"She's not here right now," Bakugo said quickly looking down the hall anxiously before grabbing my hand and dragging me upstairs.

She's totally here I can hear someone talking on the phone.

"Are you embarrassed?" I laughed lightly tugging on his arm.

"I'm not fucking embarrassed."

"Yes, you are!" I cheered before dashing out of his room and down the stairs once more.

GOTTA GO FAST.

"Y/N COME BACK HERE." He screamed after me launching himself out of the doorway.

I rushed into the living room looking around for that voice I had heard earlier.

WHERE WHERE WHERE WHERE.

"Hang on a second Inko MY SON IS HOME AND I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM." A female voice spoke getting steadily louder with each word until the house shook.

This is the person that raised a Bakugo and I don't mind it at all.

"MOM STAY OUT OF THIS," Bakugo screamed back finally finding me in the living room.

This is where I die.

"On second thought this might take a bit we can talk later Inko." She finished her conversation pleasantly before hanging up the phone and sighing so loudly the house shook.

This woman is everything I'm too scared to be in front of people and I love it.

"Come on dumbass let's go do your homework." Bakugo grabbed my hand again unaware that a certain someone was standing right behind him.

OOOOOOO.

"I did not just hear you call your soulmate dumbass did I Bakugo?" She asked through gritted teeth a fire lighting up in her eyes.

Bakugo is about to be roasted and toasted you go Mom.

I sat down on the couch ready for everything to go down.

"It's a NICKNAME YOU OLD HAG." He shouted back not even phased by her reaction.

It is a cute endearing insult nickname.

It's ok it just shows that he knows me <3

"Is this true sweetie?" She turned to look at me with a sweet smile on her face.

It is true.

"No, it's just him being mean to me it makes me so upset," I whined dramatically. Bakugo looked at me dumbfounded.

"What the fuck Y/N."

"Don't curse at her."

"Yeah, Bakugo don't fucking curse at me."

"She just said a curse word."

"I'm not her Mom."

Man, this is way better than seeing hippos.

"You two can go do homework but I'm watching you." She said cooling leaving the room.
Goodbye goddess.

Bakugo and I went back upstairs where I proceeded to yeet myself onto the bed in a fit of laughter.

"YOUR MOM IS AWESOME!" I screamed into the pillows hysterically.

"UUUGHEGUODUJBLOBQ." Bakugo groaned sitting down and chucking a pillow at me.

"hAHAHAHA I'M TELLING."

"NO STOP IT."

"HEY BAKUGO'S MOM?"

You can't stop me Bakugo.

"YES?"

"Y/N please stop I'll take you to see the hippos." Bakugo groaned.

Hippos.

"IT'S NOTHING," I sighed looking back at Bakugo. "Will, you really take me to see the hippos?"

"Yes, I'll take you to see the hippos now come over here and work." He gestured over to the small table in the corner.

Oh yeah, we were doing homework.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND," I screamed angrily drawing circles on my math homework. Bakugo looked at me unamused.

We should've gone to see the hippos.

"Do we need to have a reward system or something dumbass."

Ooo yes, let's use that cliche fanfiction here I come.

"OO YES A KISS FOR EVERY GOOD ANSWER."

"No dumbass a pat on the back."

Ew lame.

"Ugh fine I'll take it."

"Ok, what does responsible mean."

I'm not dumb Bakugo- and that isn't part of the work I have to do MATH.

"That's not a math problem."

"I know I was just making sure you knew that I'm not responsible for your grades." He laughed lightly writing down some problems in my notes.

Damn.

"Hot," I muttered watching him write something illegible.

"What?"

"You being nice and smart is hot."

"If you wanted someone like that you should've gone for Todoroki."

"I know it's a shame but I'm stuck with you"

"Yeah, a shame." He mumbled continuing to write out problems for me.

I'm not going to understand any of them.

The sad life of ur local dumbass.

"But Todoroki has a weird Dad and if your Mom slays this much your dad must be a GOD." I laughed gently tapping his shoulder. Bakugo paused for a second looking back down at the notes.

Contemplating is very sexy.

"I think my dad is just balding, to be honest." He finished writing pushing the notebook in front of me.

This is so calm I love it.

I also understand none of this help me.

"My dad isn't."

"..."

"WELL HE ISN'T."

"You act like I haven't seen your father." He rolled his eyes tapping the first problem, "work."

Ugh.

"What do  your parents do anyway?" I grabbed the pencil from his hand in a sad attempt to distract from the homework.

No homework=happy me!

"Work."

uUGHUuuHUGFEIGA.

"fINE ILL WORK BUT WE HAVE TO GO ON A REAL DATE SOON." I blurted out looking down at the problems he had written.

Please say yes bc I will walk out.

"Sure whatever."

"WAIT REALLY?"

"I said yes didn't I?"

"Let's go get our fortunes read!"

"You believe in that shit?"

"Shut up." I scowled planting a kiss on his lips and walking out of the house.

I'm not going to do the homework.

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I had a lot of fun writing this chapter

The title means nothing I'm just lazy

-Ai