Ok the real one shot is soon. (Soon my ass Louis) it's just a longer one.

❤️🏳️‍🌈Fuckers I date and fucking fuck🏳️‍🌈❤️

Zach: 'Tis the season

Loueh: To shut the fuck up

Zach: Because Halloween has yet to happen

Loueh: And Thanksgiving is still a month away

Zach: So shut up!

Loueh: I have a question,,,

Zach: Shoot.

Loueh: Can I ask now?

Zach: Why did you shoot the wall?

Loueh: Cuz you said shoot!

Zach: .... What's your question

Loueh: Why are we always to the first to text in this chat. And why did we just act like I shot a wall when I'm out

Zach: Because we're the cool ones

Loueh: tru

Nialler: And why am I always the third

Hazza: And why am I always forth

Batman: The author fines it funny

Zach: What?

Batman: I don't know. It felt right

Hazza: Away.... wyd

Loueh: hehehe

Hazza: Oh no.

Loueh:

Zach: Niiiccceee

Nialler: I am confuson

Batman: AMERICA EXPLAIN

Nialler: I love you

Batman: I love you too

Hazza: And I love both of you

Zach: And I love all of you

Loueh: And I love me

Zach:...

Hazza:...

Nialler:...

Batman: At least he didn't answer with "money is more important then friends"

Nialler: I WAS JOKING

Batman: I know

Hazza: Imma head out

Loueh: Wait!

Zach: Oh God. Run Harry. Run while you can

Loueh:

Hazza: I should have listened to Zayn. I really should have listened to Zayn

Zach: Mmmhmm

Nialler: I mean...

Batman: It's true

Loueh: I know!

Zach: Cutie.

Nialler: awww H is all blushy

Hazza: Shut uppppp

Batman: Guys, now

Hazza: Now? Now what?

Zach:

Hazza: Wai- no-

Nialler:

Batman:

Loueh:

Hazza: All of you can die and rot in heck

Batman: 😊

Zach: ❤️

Nialler: 😋

Loueh: 😮

Hazza: ... hehehe

Zach: Oh no

Batman: Now I'm scared

Nialler: ABORT MISSION

Loueh: CODE RED

Hazza:

Now I'm just bullying myself

Zach: Awww baby...

Batman: Zayn, we all can hear you laughing from the bathroom.

Zach: Ive been exposed

Loueh: Oop-

Nialler: Sksksksksksksk

Batman: Should I be worried-

Nialler: AHHHHH

Batman: What

Nialler: I stubbed me toe

Batman: Uh ah

Loueh: If I brought a baby monkey home... what would you guys do?

Nialler: THAT WAS BE OUR LOVE CHILD AND WE WILL RAISE LIKE OUR OWN AND-

Batman: Louis William Tomlinson, if you bring a monkey home, I will not hesitate to punish you tell you are unable to sit for a month.

Zach: Kinky

Nialler: Lmaooo Zayn

Loueh:.... worth it. I'm bringing a monkey home!

Hazza: What is talk about Love Child? CUZ IM FOR IT!

Zach: tbh, same

Nialler: Yay

Loueh: Sorry Li, 4 out of 5. We win.

Batman: I will move out

Zach: Sure Jan

Nialler: You would miss us

Loueh:

I am naming it Alex.

Batman: Nope. Nada. I'm out.

Nialler: Shut up Liam.

Batman: I don't like monkeys!

Loueh: Boo who

Batman: 👆

Loueh: eh it's too much to take care of anyway

Nialler: awww mannn

Zach: Ni

Nialler: hmm

Zach: do it

Nialler: k

Loueh: um

Hazza: I am confused

Batman: Wai- NO

Nialler:

Loueh: what da hell

Zach:....🤦‍♀️ wrong chat Ni

Nialler: sksksksk-

Hazza: I don't know who they are but, I ship

Batman: same

Nialler: welp imma head out

Batman: whyyyyyyyyy

Nialler: Because I'm secretly dating Selena

Loueh: O^O

Zach: ;-;

Hazza: *^*

Batman: !-!

Nialler: What the....

Hazza: me too Niall. Me too

*Nialler left to chat*

Batman: for some reason, I feel attached

Zach: same

Hazza:... what we do know

Loueh: I got this

Loueh: NANDOS

Nialler: You called?

Zach: pfft-

•-•

Ok I find these funny

And I the only one?

Yes.... ok

Oh! Ummm you don't have to but uhhh wanna do a "ask the characters" thing?

No

K

Emma heads out-