The fuckyfuckersfuckadyfuckfuckfuckers I fucking date fuckkkkkkkkkk

Zach: Hi, how are you guys?

Loueh: OH THANKS FOR CHECKING IN. IM STILL A PEACE OF GARBAGE.

Zach: Who told you that!? And what the fuck is that picture

Loueh: I-
Vine.
And I'm Louis. Don't ask questions

Zach: Oh.

Loueh: You're old.

Zach: You're the one who doesn't know how lives work

Loueh: You're the one that doesn't have a phone

Zach: touchè

Loueh: anygay

Zach: That reminds me, I just got up

Loueh:

Zach: You're cute in that picture baby boy

Loueh: Holy shit

Zach: wot

Loueh: I love you

Zach: holy shit I love you too

Nigel: what about me?
I- why the fuck is Greg in this
Why do you have a picture of him
What the hell
Greg

Zach: I love you too

Loueh: I love you a lot
And Greg is Greg luv

Nigel: how much is a lot
Ok ya true

Loueh: SO MUCH

Nigel: How many memes do you HAVE!?

Loueh: the memer never tells

Zach: oh God I look—

Loueh: amazing in the picture

Hazza: HELLO

Loueh: Hia

Hazza: HOW ARE YOU GUYS

Nigel: good

Hazza: THATS GOOD

Zach: why do you have the cap lock

Hazza: FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY

Zach: O...k then

Hazza: :)

Loueh: anygay,

Nigel: O.o

Loueh: THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING NINI IM SO PROUD

Nigel: Thanks

Zach: Ok for real, why do you get all of these ss

Loueh: I'm Louis. Don't ask questions.

Zach: But I wanna knowwwwwww
LMFAO

Loueh:

Hazza: BooBearrrrr

Loueh: Yes sugar plum

Hazza:.... don't call me that ever again

Loueh: yes dear

Hazza: Don't call me dear

Loueh: Yes dear. Sorry dear

Hazza: 🖕

Loueh:

Daddy: Stop arguing

Loueh: Sorry daddy

Hazza: Sorry daddy

Zach: Love you daddy

Nigel: DADDY GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY

Daddy: I- wtf
What did you do baby boy?

Nigel:

Daddy: YOU DIDN'T POINT!

Nigel: I knowwww

Daddy: That's improvement

Loueh: Daddy.

Daddy: Louis.

Loueh: Hi

Daddy: Hi?
What did you do?

Loueh: wook

Daddy: oh no

Loueh:

Daddy: Ok what the fuck

Zach: LIAM

Daddy: THANK YOU. SOMEONE KNOWS MY NAME. What do you need bubba

Zach: I love you Daddy

Daddy: It was nice when it lasted. Love you too babes

Hazza: NIALL

Nigel: HARRY

Hazza: Hi

Nigel: Sup dog

Hazza: Wtf

Nigel: first thing that came to my mind. I panicked

Loueh: Wait I have a meme for that!

Zach: We got a problem

Daddy: What is it?

Zach: GC WITHOUT LIAM!

Daddy: Rude. Why can't we have a gc without Zayn

Loueh: this isn't good

Liam: What did you guys do?

Hazza: Shut up Liam. The important ones are talking

A/N: I would like to say that was a joke. I love Liam with all my heart

Liam: :/

Nigel: what do we do?

Loueh: this

Liam: PLEASE TELL ME YO GUYS DIDN'T STEAL A BABY AGAIN

Loueh: What? No.

Zach: It was only two times

Hazza: And it might not happen again

Nigel: Promise

LiBear: Ok....

Loueh: Anyway

Nigel: That's a great picture of me

Loueh: I know right

Zach: Ok seriously, where do you get these?

Loueh: I won't ever tell

Hazza: BooBear?

Loueh: Ya

Hazza: Where do you get them?

Loueh: insta

Hazza: Got you Zain

Zach: Thanks

Leeyum: what is happening

Nigel: Buttass

Hazza: LMFAO

Zach: I understand

Nigel: I MEANT TO SAY BITCH I DON'T KNOW BUT—

Loueh: Dad

GoodieTwoShoes: Wut

Loueh: Hi

QuarantineLongHairQueen: Hi

Loueh: What you doing?

DumbassThatToldTheFans: nothing

Nigel: IM DEAD

Hazza: IM GONNA WAKE THE DOGS UP

Zach: OH MY GODDD

Leeroy: ???

Loueh: I'm proud

Puppy: You know what?

*Batman has left the chat*

Nigel: Damn. He Zayned.

Zach: OI!

Batman: WHY DID YOU ADD ME BACK

Loueh:

Batman: ....

Zach: You're parents are too pure for this world

Nigel: you guys are dorks

Hazza: but you love us

Loueh:

Batman: Ok I'm going to take insta off your phone for a bit

Loueh: NOOOOOOOO

HI BOYS! :Dumbass bitch

Loueh: Who the fuck are you?

Your worst nightmare :Dumbass bitch

Nigel: a clown?

Well yes, but actually no :Dumbass bitch

Batman: AUTHOR!?

Zach: Wait what?

Hazza: THIS BITCH—

Nigel: LANGUAGE!

Hazza: English.

Loueh: I've taught you well

Zach: Harry?

Hazza: Yes

Zach: Can you go back to Harry

Hazza: Oh ya sure

Nigel: Thank god

Hazza: Ok why do you call yourself a d****** b****

Because I am :Dumbass bitch

Loueh:

Stop sending memes :Dumbass bitch

Loueh: why? Why should I listen to you?

1: Because I reached the "20 images" :Dumbass bitch
2: I could write you as dead if I wanted to

Loueh:.... good enough

Hazza: Luv, can we have a pic? That sound creepy but ya know

I may kill you with uglyness but ok :Dumbass bitch

Don't die please.

Batman: I will come over there and beat you myself

Zach: Liam, that's child abuse

Batman: no it's not

Zach: she's clearly under 18. Yes it is

Batman:..... I will come over there and yell at you and make someone under the age of 18 beat you

Zach: I-

Hazza: I felt that deep in my soul

Loueh: Wait. How THE FUCK DID YOU END UP IN HERE!?

Nigel: O.O

Hazza: Is she... gone?

Loueh: No because it never said she left

*BRIGHT LIGHTS*

Zach: What are we talking about?

Loueh: idk. Here, meme

Nigel: Lets not talk about that

DaddyLiLi: Please

Loueh: *breaths heavily*

Zach: *same*

Nigel: *three*

Hazza: *me*

DaddyIsGonnaTakeCareOfYou: ???

Loueh: DADDYYYY

Zach: DADDYYYY

Hazza: DADDYYYY

Nigel: DADDYYYY

DaddyLovesYou: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE—

•-•

Who's dumbass bitch?

Not a hint but the pic is me. It really isn't a hint. I'm not fucking with you, promise 😊

I'm not ok

I need hug

*grabby hands* pwease

Emma: 🥺🥺

Loueh: tf is Emma?

Emma: me bitch

Nigel: mood

Emma: Ni wanna know som?

Nigel: Ya sure

Emma: FOOD; Fans Of One Direction

Nigel: my life is amazing

Batman: Wait-

Zach: How-

Hazza: why—

Emma: Don't ask questions boys

Ah shît :Dumbass bitch

Emma: Die in a fucking whole

T-T :Dumbass bitch

Loueh: O.O oop

Nigel: HAHAHA i said that to Karen

Emma: Big fat mood

Zach: How long have you been in this chat?

Emma: long enough to know "The Fuckers I date" is not coming back

LiHa: YOU CHANGE IT

Emma: What? No. That's dumbass bitch

Hazza: who is that anyway?

*Emma looks off the the side like the office*