The FUCKING FUCKKK FUCKKKERS I FUCKING date FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Zach: Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
Hey babes
...
Fine
But you did this to yourselves
Hey 🅱️a🅱️es

Loueh:

Zach: I watching Supernatural

Loueh:..... Fook off

Zach: HEY

Loueh: hi

Zach: Fuck you, I'll leave then

Loueh: Wouldn't be the first time

Zach: 😶😶😶 i have no words

Loueh: And yet you managed to say something.

Zach: Who's up your arse

Loueh: Satan

Zach: Damn

Loueh:

Zach:... this is.... awkward

Loueh: Ok anygay
Love you

Zach: I-
You're bipolar
A bipolar mess
My bipolar mess

Loueh: Hmm fuck off

Zach:..... you're a dick

Loueh: mmmm but you love me

Zach: Sadly.

Loueh: OI

Zach: It's facts Louis.

Loueh:

Nigel: GAYS

Zach: oh god

Loueh: ignore him Ni, what's up?

Nigel: Ummm I don't know

Zach:🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Loueh:

Nigel:.... ANYGAY!
HARRYYYYY

Hazza: Wut

Nigel: hi

Hazza:.... hi?

Nigel: Ok I have a question before Liam joins us

Loueh: shoot

Nigel: Why is everyone like, "are you a top or bottom?" BÎTCH I DONT HAVE A BUNKED BED

Loueh: Basically, top is the one in the "gay" relationship that fucks and the bottom is the one that gets fucked.
.... how do you NOT know that

Nigel:

Hazza:

Zach: Please tell me you didn't just ask that so you two could do that

Hazza: We did and I'm proud.

DumbFuckerThatWeSomeHowEndedUpLoving: What I miss?

Loueh: If you want to know so badly, just read

Zach: Your sass is on another level today

Loueh: Well no one asked you Mister, I'm So Perfect That— no what. I'm not saying that one

Zach: hm

Nigel:.... Lou send a memeeeeee

Loueh: Ok baby

Nigel: YAT

Loueh: yat?

Hazza: EVERY QUICK, TELL NIALL HOW HOT HE IS
NIALL YOURE SO HOT WE COULD REPLACE YOU AS THE HEAT OF THE SUN (Louis is the sun but you can be the heat)

Nigel: I'll be proud to work with Louis

Loueh: OH SHIT OK UMMM NIALL YOURE SO HOT, EVERY TIME WE TOUCH MY BLOOD BOILDS AND I DIE BECAUSE THATS DANGEROUS

Nigel: Wtf

Zach: YOURE SO HOT, YOU HAVE M E BEAT

Nigel: mmm I don't think that's possible for anyone love

LongHairDaddy(....NotHarry....): YOURE SO HOT I CANT DESCRIBE IT

Nigel: 😶
What is the NAME

Loueh: I don't know. It was random ok?

Nigel: they are all random

Loueh:

Zach: I HAVE ONE I HAVE ONE

Loueh: good for you buddy

Zach: CAN I CHANGE IT PLEASEEEEE

Loueh: Fuck you fine

Hazza: Am I the only one confused

WannaBeRapperButSangWMYB: No I'm confused too

Loueh: Harry, you're always confused
Liam, you're just never told anything

Nigel: Love how Louis has no super vision right now

TheGuyWhoHadNeverSeenTangled: WAIT WHAT

Loueh: Oh don't be surprised Leeyum

ThePainTrain: I'm coming home then

Loueh: Li, you can't leave the house

10.2: Watch me

Hazza: Oop

Zach: Did... Liam just challenge..... Louis?

Nigel: o.O shit just got real

Loueh: What?

160.937lbsOfPureMuscleButScaredOfSpoons: Huh

A/N, 160.937 lbs converts to 73 kilograms

Nigel: Ok that's the best one

Zach: I don't think so, I think the one about the long haired quarantine is the best

Hazza: Liam

SpoonsSpoonsTheresSomethingEvilInYourKitchen: Ya

Hazza: If I ate three sticks of butter, what would happen?

CallMeMisterBigForkWhileWeCuddle:..... What the fuck

Nigel: Nice

Loueh:

Niall being Theo

Zach:.... but... it's Theo... being... Niall?

Loueh: Niall being Theo.

Zach: Ok ok

Hazza: NOT FOR YOU

Loueh:

It's Niall

Zach: Omfg he's gorgeous

Hazza: ❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺

Nigel: 😳😳😳

Potato: Niall

Nigel: Ya?

MfDon'tYouDear: Does your chin take credit or debit?

Loueh: Don'tlaughdon'tlaugh

Nigel: You two are going to hell for that

Zach: Louis was going to hell before that

Loueh: *offended noises*

Hazza: What the fuck did you just say Milk

Zach:.... Louis.... was already.... going to hell before that....

Hazza: Louis is an absolute fucking angle.

Nigel: Oh no.

Loueh: I'll talk to him

LeeyumPain: Ok while they're gone

Nigel: We fuck

Zach: xD lmfao

Nigel: I'm being serious.

Zach: Ya sure

Nigel: I am

Zach: Sure Jan

Nigel: Want proof

Zach: Yes.

Nigel:

Zach: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH FUCKING

Nigel: EVERYTHING

Loueh:

Hazza: BUTTASS

Zach: wtffff

Hazza: Buttfull

Zach: Love, are you ok?

Hazza: hahahahaha haha no

Loueh: Niall.

Nigel: oh no

Loueh: What's goin on with Twitter

Nigel: Modest! has my login

Loueh:

Zach: Ok how the hell do you have so many fucking memes

Loueh:

Zach: Ok.... anygay
Simon is going to hell and when he does, I'll be in heaven and laughing my ass off

Loueh:

DaddyBigDick: Louis, stop sending memes

Loueh:

Zach: Liam that's rude.

Nigel: Say sorry.

Hazza: ^^

RudeMf:..... Sorry?

Loueh:

Nigel: Not all dogs are good boys

Loueh:

Nigel: Some are good girls.

Loueh:

Hazza: Ok imma go make cookies

NamedHisSonBear: Can I come?

Hazza: Ya sure

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