Fuckers I fucking love fucking fuck👀👀

Zach: I ate my hamster when I was younger.
He tasted like chicken.

Louis: Lmfao babyyyyy nuuuuu

Zach: They way he melted in my mouth.

Nialler: Um-

Zach: 10/10 would eat again

Louis: Ok babe, are you ok

Zach: His name was giffff dsss JR

Hazza: Lmaoooooo wtffffff

Zach: His dad was ate by my asshole
It crawled up my ass
And nested there

Batman:..... It's too early for this shit man

Zach: The dad ate my kiwi
That's why I ate him
WITH MY A S S

Louis: ZAYN NOOOO LMAOOO IM WEAK BRO

Hazza: I CANT BREATH

Nialler: IM IN PUBLIC LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Zach: I ate my hamster when I was younger
I ATE MY HAMSTERRRRRR

Batman: Baby, I thought you quit drugs

Zach: SO I ATE HIS FATHER. WITH MY ASS
IT TASTED LIKE KIWI

Batman: FUCK, LMAOO W H A T THE H E L L

Zach: SO I ATE HIS MOTHER
She tasted like a burnt chicken nugget
UwU was the sound they made
When they came out of my ass
I ATE MY HAMSTER

Hazza: I can't breatheeeee

Zach: To this day, they still make that pffto sound in my ass

Louis: Wtf 🤣🤣🤣

Zach: JR died so his boyfriend went ROMEOOOOOOO so I ate him and he tasted like cotton candy
And in the end, they came back and ate me with my ass

Batman: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zach: I ate my hamster when I was younger

Nialler: I can't breatheee

Zach: now im after yours

Loueh: nuuuuu

Zach: Oh SH-

Hazza: wha-t

Zach: They came out- pop pop pop  IS THE SOUND

Nialler: BRO HELP, IM GETTING LOOKS!

Zach: Just say ok boomer

Batman: ❤️🤣❤️ you done babe?

Zach: ? Done what?

Loueh: The hamster- fûck I need to laugh hold up

Zach: Hamster?
Safaa!
That little-

Nialler: Zen, stop, you're making worse

Zach: wym

Nialler: I'm on the ground and they just called 999

Zach:.... Waliuha, Safaa, and Doniya did this.
Hold on.

Batman: Z, it was funny, leave em be

Loueh: ya, we all thought you where high or some

Hazza: Guys, it's 3 am hear, the house is NOT empty. I can't let my laugh out. H e l p me

Nialler: Awww baby- paramedics....

Batman:..... Run

Nialler: THEYRE CASHING ME LI

Batman: FIND PAUL

Nialler: IM BY MYSELF

Batman: w h a t
Wait, nvm
Hold on, I'll call Greg for you

Nialler: chanks

Loueh: Hazza, you good

Hazza: Nuuuu I cant breath and I have tears running down my face, I CANT LET GO AHH

Zach: Just uh.... The reason this happened was because I was smoking and they took my phone.

Loueh: w h a t

Nialler: ZAYN MALIK JAVVAD

Batman: Don't talk to me

Hazza:.... you promised us

Zach: Hazza you good now?

Hazza: Ya wh- OH THANK YOU

Zach: Ya

Batman:.... oH-

Nialler: pfft me too Zayn, me too

Loueh:.... damn I should've thought of that

Zach: But ya didn't

Loueh: Nice vine reference

Zach: Thanks

Nialler: thERE STLL FOLLOWING ME-

Hazza: Just tell them you were reading something funny????

Nialler:..... tru
Ok they left

Hazza: I helped ☺️

Batman: 🤡

Nialler: Oh no

Batman:

Batman: 👀👀👀

Hazza: oh fUCK-

Loueh: Thanks babe

Hazza: itS 3 AM,,,,, FUCK YOU GUYS

Loueh: 🤣🤣 oh nooooooo

Zach: Harry I'm sorry in advance

Hazza: 👆

Zach:

Batman: PFFT-

Loueh: OI!

Nialler: Lets not start a war thanks

Hazza: He-lp

Batman: No

Zach: Suffer

Loueh: Bitch

Nialler: Whore

Hazza: 😔

Nialler: ❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍☺️😋🥵😊☺️🤗😍❤️👀🤣🏳️‍🌈

Loueh: How do you say that-

Nialler: Like this,,,,

Batman: Valid reason

Zach: very

Loueh: The "No homo, bro" vibe here is strong

Nialler: Indeed

Hazza: Fuck me mum just came in here and told me, and I quote "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL NOW, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!"

Loueh: We love Anne

Nialler: I just said, "Heyyygyyy mum" out loud

Hazza: sigh

Zach: What

Hazza: She just threw a pillow at me

Batman: ME TOO ANNE, ME TOO
Show her that for me

Hazza: She said, "I love Liam the most"

Loueh: ANNE! I LET HIM LIVE WITH ME

Hazza started a video chat

•-•

Ok that was taken from my convo with my bsf

I was Zayn (the hamster part)

It happened at 12 am and I was high off of being tired

She was so confused  🤣🤣🤣🤣

Emma heads out to finish the One Shot before this bc she made this so she didn't forget