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D R E A M I E S

Today 4:20am

bitchimjaemin added mxistcrackass to the conversation

mxistcrackass named the conversation "dreamis ft bitchy crackhead"

mxistcrackass named the conversation "wikihow to fuckinj spell"

bitchimjaemin named the conversation "dreamies ft salami girl"

mxistcrackass
⌳thanks cuntbaenim😝💨💨👐

rencunt named the conversation "istg stop changing the name"

mxistcrackass named the conversation "sorry cutie💞😰"

rencunt named the conversation "i—"

bitchimjaemin named the conversation "panicked het"

jenopehoe named the conversation "salami girl out here snatching hearts"

mxistcrackass named the conversation "D R E A M I E S"

mxistcrackass
⌳renjun are you chanel??😍

rencunt
⌳yEs if y'all change it juan more time i'm mass murdering

mxistcrackass
⌳mk, anything for you💗

rencunt
⌳sTop i'm—

daddysatan named the conversation "why the fuck she here"

mxistcrackass
⌳omg do y'all read listen to renjun's cute ass

mxistcrackass named the conversation "D R E A M I E S"

rencunt
⌳oMfl—

jisuckmydick
⌳whymst the fuck is there a humanoid female specimen in our strictly gay gc for douches that have suck and lick dick

mxistcrackass
⌳choke on my 420 kilometre cock bitch i don't speak thomas edison snorting lightbulb juice

daddysatan
⌳hm
⌳acceptable
⌳join me and throw people in lava in hell

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳approval from king chenle {{confirmed}}

jisuckmydick
⌳yea i take it back

rencunt
⌳i love salami girl hi she's my queen

mxistcrackass
⌳awWh renjun ilyt:')

rencunt
⌳skckdkkckdksksklalscn

jenopehoe
⌳im glad you're a crackhead and not a hoe w a shitty personality

bitchimjaemin
⌳f👏 a👏 C👏 t👏 s👏 we appreciate chu
⌳where the mean bitches at tho

mxistcrackass
⌳not wanting to fail school + life = no time to be dramatic fake ass bitches
⌳djjcjdjd perfect ass humanoid male specimens as pretty and talented as kween beyoncé if not prettier and better and thiccer are texting me dkckkdkdjdkdkskskjdk which bitch did i karate kid in my past life to deserve
⌳ty for feeding my irreparably rekt self esteem:')
⌳yo intro me to the skwad i need a tag urself

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳OKI OLDEST TO YOUNGEST LEGGO
⌳no one likes mark so RENJUN: chill/polite, the most innocent?? is our mom tho so prob the opposite of innocent💦💦 can't do relationships, goes full mom inspirational jesus mode when you need advice

rencunt
⌳oKaaAy im introducing the rest
⌳MORK: wHipped for donghyuck, bullying victim, hardworking, we should stop being headasses bc he's a stressed dad who needs a break (which is fucking donghyuck), lets all cry rn bc he's leaving us very soon::::)
⌳SATAN: satan but loves mork, total bitch but on rare occasions (follow in 1.27 seconds for good luck!!😩😰) can be the sun?? only if you're his friend/worship hell. vocals for days, an obv fangirl bc he knows the dance to every dance

mxistcrackass
⌳wish my husband (renjun) could be whipped for me

rencunt
⌳hdhsjksdhkj i bARELY KNOW YOU STFU

mxistcrackass
⌳you know i love you😍😍

rencunt
⌳nEXT
⌳JENHOE: visuals for years (a legit model) jawline, eye smiles, spontaneous. cares abt/talented at modeling, school, dance, guitar, etc. relatively normal & chill & done w shit unless around jaemin, smth abt jaemin firES hiM uP
⌳JAEMEME: dick bullying victim, more the sun than hyuck tbh, so loving/caring and quiet at times. usually no chill, a meme living life dodging problems left and right. broke his back for a year but none of us knew until like a week ago bc he was a fucking meme

mxistcrackass
⌳tHATS👏 MY🤩😫 BITCH🔒👅😍

bitchimjaemin
⌳UGH THANKS 🙄🍆💘 SO💸😜 MUCH😎😎 HOE😇💗 I SALAMI YOU💗

mxistcrackass
⌳uwuu i🙊🕶 sWALLOW💃🧖‍♀️ U TOO😫😍

rencunt
⌳ew
⌳DOLPHIN FURRY (chenle): annoyinger than markhyuck, loUd, hyperactive/laughing/screeching/marijuanaheading, also the sun??? or dolphin?? fLexer, jisung's partner in crime, cant do life. im his main dad
⌳BADDER BITCH THAN SATAN (jisung): chonler's partner in crime, jaemin's his main dad, created w megaparsecs of jeno+satan+hyuck (chenle = me+jaememe), talenT, youngest but coolest, gives the least shits, genuinely done w everything. can be soft at rare 0.69% of uwu hours

mxistcrackass
⌳seems legit
⌳if you could teach me school i'd totes pay attention babe🤩😍

mork.longassride
⌳im tryna sleep stop makin my phone vibrate
⌳appreciate the accurate guide tho

daddysatan
⌳i make ur dick vibrate, i don't see what's the problem w ur phone doing the same

daddysatan has gone offline

mork.longassride
⌳brb bitches i have a cute asshole to penetrate

mork.longassride has gone offline

jenopehoe
⌳birds singing, sun shining, flo rida whistling, couples cheek clapping at 4:20am

bitchimjaemin
⌳ur dumbass ain't incorrect for once

jenopehoe
-fuck you too

rencunt
⌳yes fuck him

mxistcrackass
⌳renjun kNows

bitchimjaemin
⌳salami girl,
⌳stop

mxistcrackass
⌳i gave you advice, you aint fucking getting dick
⌳tresemme made my hair bomb, the least you could do is get laid

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳stunned gay silence

jenopehoe
⌳who's dick is jaemin gettin

mxistcrackass

⌳jK SORRY IM MEAN
⌳daddy punish me i've been bad

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳don't disrespeck or you'll make the nuns depresso espresso

jisuckmydick
⌳fuck priests im calling weed, assholes inspire/spread disease of developing future and tell me to follow my dreams so i'll do that and be a bitch thanks

rencunt
⌳uhm so salami girl what u wanna do w your life

mxistcrackass

bitchimjaemin
⌳wise

jenopehoe

richerthanyourbrokeass

rencunt

jisuckmydick
⌳bitch i cant fucking read

mxistcrackass
⌳you broke the roblox chain i'm oofing myself into the toilet

jisuckmydick
⌳women, sigh

mxistcrackass
⌳finally
⌳anyway

⌳99.69% CANT SOLVE🙄☹️🤫

jisuckmydick
⌳child drowning in bathtub

jenopehoe
⌳jaemin
⌳wait nonono he ain't bringing joy he's bringing moldy cracc that smiles bacc

bitchimjaemin
⌳sex is cool but goldfish🤡💦💦

jisuckmydick
⌳ew the answer isnt children
⌳theyre aNgeLs

rencunt
⌳ill be their morning star
⌳and ofc, the answer is to love myself

mxistcrackass
⌳renjun i'll be your angel and watch over you forever
⌳makin sure you don't do shit quality drugs😍😪

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳children aiNt angels, salami girl, jisungs doing shit quality drugs help him

jisuckmydick
⌳DEMONS = GUD
⌳HELL = LOVELY DANDY FUCKING GOLLY GOSH CHEERIO
⌳KIDS = DESERVE TO BE DEAD IN HEAVEN SO WHEN THEIR IMPRESSIONABLE ASSES SWEAR JESUS OOFS THEM

jenopehoe
⌳aYE it's almost 5am
⌳good morning to everyone, i might survive this fnaf night, shout out to my wife decapitated inside the furnace

rencunt
⌳YOU KILLED JAEMIN??

mxistcrackass
⌳YOU KILLED JAEMIN¿¿
⌳renjun we're so married

rencunt
⌳hsdhsjkssjsj shUt up

bitchimjaemin
⌳i hate unsalted exotic butters and sober farmers, i have pain from digesting and flossing weed you can tell i'm dying cause i'm spoiled
⌳wow thats what comes up when i spam predictive keyboard

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳jisung said that exact thing one night when sleep talking
⌳he was high on nitrogen

mxistcrackass
⌳gimme the cracc y'all on
⌳cracc that murders bacc
⌳i'm too poor for goldfish:((

jisuckmydick
⌳pussy up and just steal it
⌳HEY WASSUP EVERYONE SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON SUBSCRIBE IF U RELATE AND POUND THAT NOTIFICATION BELL so storytime: once i woke up to the open window and saw my roommate on the grass, he cannonballed out our dorm window and i yelled at him why, and he said he overheard me sleep talking and planning his murder and after hiding his body, my final step would be to cry about vine

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳i stan im sTreaming ty for feeding me
⌳renjun just whipped out a nutella jar and is eating it by the butter knife

rencunt
⌳fuck goldfish, nutellas the real crack

mxistcrackass
⌳[not clickbait) storytime 2 - husband getting stoned w/O ME?!1¿1¡¡1?😰😰😠

jisuckmydick
⌳i wanna sleep but all-nighters are equivalent to getting high fOr fReE so i don't gotta spend my last 6.66 cents on white powder that blows away w the wind and evaporated urine

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳cheesesung = god at 3am shower thots

bitchimjaemin
⌳it's almost 5 boo you whore

mxistcrackass
⌳uwuU jaemin agreeing on the time w jeno

rencunt
⌳i was jUST ABT TO TEXT THE SAME

mxistcrackass
⌳proof that we have spiritual and physical marital status

jenopehoe
⌳i wanna be annoying today in front of someone's burrito
⌳i'm making hot chocolate bye

jenopehoe has gone offline

bitchimjaemin
⌳it's summer but i'm coming w you
⌳hHJSNJDKSJ JENO TRIPPED ON THE DOOR FRAME
⌳LIKE ON THE SIDE OF THE DOOR NOT EVEN THE GROUND LMFAO
⌳k gotta bLast losers

bitchimjaemin has gone offline

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳don't fucking bang the pots like last time i thot jisung finally found a bomb and was stupid enough to throw it at a tv

jisuckmydick
⌳bitch i'd throw it at my roommate's head istg his head's weaker than gold in minecraft

richerthanyourbrokeass
⌳renjun and i are coming to get you and we're playing minecraft on the tv

richerthanyourbrokeass has gone offline

rencunt
⌳villagers turn me on
⌳see u later by blackpink salami girl

rencunt has gone offline

mxistcrackass
⌳is that your pet name for me😍😍
⌳AND HOWD U KNOW I WUZ GAY 4 ROSE??  😱😱😨 YOU RLLY LOVE ME THAT MUCH DAMN🤧🤧😭
⌳i wish i had dick + balls so i could play fortnite w y'all:((

jisuckmydick
⌳i love your brain
⌳shit gtg play hunger games aka the minecraft fortnite w shitty graphics, bye, had a shit chat w u

mxistcrackass
⌳my roommate's sleep talking again she wants me to give her my nipple i m scared

mxistcrackass has gone offline

jisuckmydick
⌳what's the point if salami girl isn't justice of peace at my funeral

jisuckmydick has gone offline

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A week had passed since Salami girl had given her "advice" to Jaemin, and she was now slowly becoming acquainted with the Dreamies. All was well.

If only their unsuspecting selves knew what was to come.

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[a/n]: i swear this sucky filler was necessary