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Gradually, exam season passed, and only four weeks were left of school. Most students genuinely couldn't give a fuck and skipped out on classes, choosing to spend their last days at the performing arts school with their friends, and the Dreamies were no exception.

After arriving back to their dorm from stealing liquor — the Chensung duo were experts and led the excavation — Jeno and Jaemin were yelling at each other without hatred fuelled behind their shouts.

Suddenly, when they reached the door to their room, the pair gasped.

Distracted by each other, they hadn't noticed, but now that it was right in front of them, it was impossible to miss. 

Posters and aesthetic polaroids with an assortment of cheesy quotes scrawled on them were messily tape onto the door, entirely covering the wooden surface. Pink and red streamers, as well as balloons in a wide variety of colours, were taped onto the doorframe, a border that created a strong imbalance to the posters. Even an old-fashioned radio that was blasting some love song, the lyrics and mellow beat overplayed by static, was placed in front of the door.

Anyone else who walked by would assume it was a statement piece in support of the LGBTQ+ community. However, if they were to look closer at the scrawled messages on the posters, especially the one that read, "finally learned korean!! just for you;)) i swallow you hyung<3", it was obvious what the outrageous decorations really were.

"Salami girl-- swallow girl-- is fucking more whipped for you than Markhyuck for each other, goddamn," Jaemin commented, analyzing the crime scene. "Fucking more extra than the number of your nose hairs. And when did she have a dick-- oh wait, guess she didn't learn Korean after all."

"I'm deceased but scared out of my shit," Jeno stated.

"Be flattered," the younger advised, ripping off a few pictures and streamers surrounding the doorknob so he could turn it properly. "No one in this day and age has the energy to pull off this gay looking stuff, if I were you I wouldn't waste time and go off to swallow that di-- that not dick immediately."

"I ain't swallowing no non-dicks until I at least know her name," Jeno scolded. "No way in hell am I moaning 'salami girl' in bed."

"You're pretty fucked up, I'm sure you'd be fine with that kink."

Jaemin then grunted when he had to shove his shoulder into the door to dislodge it. So much tape had been used that it took a few shoves until the door finally opened, and more streamers and posters fluttered to the floor.

"And you're cleaning that shit up," he added when they walked into their room. "I'm all for anything that looks gay and jaw-dropping, but if it's from swallow girl I'd rather get laid in a garbage truck."

"And you say I have weird kinks," the raven-haired rolled his eyes, ruffling his hair as he looked back to the door. For so much tape having been used, it wasn't applied properly as many of the decorations were beginning to peel off or had already fallen. "I'm still creeped out. She's been giving a shit ton of gifts and letters, even when I tell her to get fucked by someone else who cares. Like take the damn hint, I'm more obvious than Chensung's love for each other."

"I've seen her around her friends," Jaemin began to give his wise advice, "and she's just highkey obsessed with you. She's not an ass, so if you say you're dating someone else or whatever she'll back off. Her mom raised her kinda right, she'll respect it."

"I doubt it," Jeno muttered, planting his face into his pillow so his voice came out muffled. "I'm all for guys and girls but she-- ugh, she makes me as gay as Nine. I mean, Ten."

Rolling his eyes, the other clapped his hands after every word he spoke, "Tell. Her. You're. Dating. Someone. She's a psycho fangirl, yeah, but think about it--"

"I have no brain cells to think with."

"--if she's a true fan she'll respect your fake relationship!"

"She'll resort to fangirling over the relationship," the older reminded. "And who could I possibly date?"

"Right, no one's actually stupid enough to wanna date your ugly ass." Jaemin scratched the back of his neck in thought and shrugged. "I don't know, I've been too intelligent today. Just blurt out the first name that comes to mind when you see her again. And build your lie off of that, Jimin could do it, so could you."

"Jimin has the power of God aka Yoongi and anime on his side."

"Neo's got your back, hoe, you're fine."

Jeno groaned and closed his eyes. "Watch as I try flushing myself down the toilet to escape."

"She'd just vandalize the bathroom and that would be an actual problem, don't be an inconsiderate hoe."

"Bitch, her ruining our door wasn't enough of a problem!?"

"We're not a fucking married couple," the caramel-haired snorted, "it's not like we bought that door and built our dorm room, I couldn't care less."

"I bet under your lies you're jealous."

"Yeah okay, bet on it all you want, I have Zac Efron and Troy Bolton on my side."

"They're the same perso—"

"Shut up and getcha head in the game!"

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Math class was dry.

Exams were completed, and students in the class were in senior year heading off to different universities or colleges or agencies, so there wasn't anything to teach. Instead, for the month of June, the class had been given worksheets and booklets to fill out where they were required to show their work and not procrastinate.

Jeno and Jaemin did neither. 

They folded their sheets up — when the teacher wasn't looking, or left the classroom, or turned a blind eye simply out of no longer caring — into paper airplanes, fortune tellers, and other origami creations. If they were attending a fine arts school, the teachers would be proud.

Instead, the students around them were fed up and or would mutter spiteful things about "annoying boyfriends".

The younger had ripped up his entire booklet, on accident, of course, when he was trying to create some abstract sculpture. Now he was left without paper, so he resorted to watching the older make his own abstract work of art.

Jeno was focused so intently on the piece of paper, wrinkling and folding and smoothing out edges, eyebrows knitted and mouth slightly hung open, tongue only just peeking out. 

He glanced up and saw Jaemin's eyes on him, so he smirked. "That's right, the true work of art here is me. Renjun could never."

Jaemin almost screamed at being caught practically checking out the older, but kept his cool, replying with, "Renjun's a talented mom, he could fuck a clump of dirt and shoot out something a lot prettier than you out his asshole."

Wrinkling his face in disgust, the raven-haired just shook his head. "I'm a lot more gorgeous than Renjun's shits, you would know since you've been checking me out a lot recently."

Bursting out in laughter, Jaemin threw his head back, mouth set in a wide grin. "Hoe, you're the one staring at me all the time. It's pretty damn obvious you want this dick."

"What dick? We've had this conversation more times than you've jacked off to a picture of me, Jaemin plus dick equals error 404."

"Stop spitting lies," the caramel-haired hissed, slapping the other's arm. "We've never had that conversation because you're the one who wants to fuck me— sorry, get fucked by me."

Jeno snorted. "Jaemin plus top equals 'Page not found, never existed, try searching for Jaemin plus definite bottom instead'."

"I'm still a confident gay."

"Jungwoo and Ten are more confident."

"Then what the fuck do I have?"

"My heart— ha! Just kidding, you only have tears. Sucks to suck."

"Yeah you would know, fucking bottom."

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[a/n]: monsta x livin it up (latest jap cb) is tHE BEST THE VISUALS VOCALS RAPS CONCEPT WHAT K I N G S DONT SLEEP ON THEM THANKS

and gidles cb was pre cool too exept im not obsessed yet oops

A N Y W A Y

Was this a filler chap? 

(a) yes

(b) where ur brain cells at yes

(c) yes and i'm fucking angry all i fucking want is real jaeno gdi

Is this book gon become naruto where half the goddamn anime is filler?

(a) fuckin better not

(b) nO because the anime is fucking 1000 eps long and you're too lazy to type that much

(c) i don't fucking care just fucking write a proper chapter where you don't have a shitty a/n at the end that's set up like a multiple choice question i have wattpad for the smut not to be stressed depressed no-sleep obsessed like in school where i fail my tests, now get off your ass and write some goddamn jaeno for once jfc 23 chaps in and they've barely done shit is this really a jaeno ff or am i being lied to this is why i hate my life

(if you picked c on the second question, you are correct)