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"Do you cum your way to downtow— I mean, sleep, or something? Honestly, your bedsheets are wetter than Chanyeol for Baekhyun."

"Shut up, you needa stop putting ranch sauce in my bed at night, do you know how uncomfortable it is to have ranch on your dick and inside your asshole?? Where the fuck did you even get ranch?"

"It's payback for when you stained my clothes and school work with fake blood. Some dumb blind hoe thought I was on my period!!"

"That's not my problem asshole, now clean my fucking bedsheets and leave me the fuck alone, looking at your face makes me feel the urge to die."

"You're not fucking special, I hate it when you breathe and exist too."

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It was now the beginning of November, and Jeno and Jaemin were well into their prank war.

The tricks and stunts pulled irritated both out of their minds, causing more and more sparks and embers to fuel their hate fire until it erupted into an inferno.

Towards the end of summer, they had gotten better at dealing with each other, able to communicate somewhat civilly, but that had deteriorated as the school year came. They themselves didn't even know why they hated each other so much.

Maybe being angry with each other was a way of releasing pent up anger, a way to express negative emotions "healthily". Maybe their pranks and insults just got each other fired up and full of spite, or maybe it was just their old childhood drama impacting adolescence and possibly adulthood.

Whatever the case, most other people were annoyed with them.

Separated from each other, the two boys were fine, smiles as bright as the sun, laughter like the most mellifluous music, words and actions captivating, gaining them both romantic attention from other students.

But when put together, those smiles turned upside down, laughter was replaced with snarling insults and inappropriate language for a school community, bodies filled with strong hatred for the other.

Some found their hate humorous and amusing, but others, such as teachers and the Dreamies found it irritating.

More often than not, in Math class, they were sent to detention, making them familiar with office staff, and the office staff familiar with their hate as well.

It was tragic.

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"Uh, Jaemin, I don't mean to be invasive or anything, but, uhm, is that a... a gun in your bag?"

"What-- oh my fuck!! I am going to kill Lee Jeno how the hell did he even get a gun?! It better be fucking fake like his hair or I'll--"

"Na fucking Jaemin!! Where the hell did you get laxatives? I am going to sue your ass for making me need to take loud stank ass shits every eight seconds!"

"That's what you get for putting a gun in my bag!!"

"Aw shit, all I wanted was to land your ass in jail."

"All I wanted was to get you to stay in the bathroom forever and rot there."

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"You okay?" Chenle asked, eyebrows furrowed in concern.

Recently, Chenle had been drifting apart from Jisung and hanging out more often with Renjun. After all, the two Chinese boys were roommates, lived a floor apart at home, were practically raised as brothers, and ever since Renjun lost his trust in Jaemin, he needed a best friend to confide in.

Renjun's crush on Jeno and his feelings for the younger seemed to be amassing. In the few classes shared by the black-haired boys, Renjun's eyes were always trained on the younger, and he found himself smiling just thinking about Jeno's own adorable eye smile.

Despite the fluttery feelings in his chest when he thought about or saw Jeno, Renjun also felt extreme guilt.

The Chinese raven-haired got over his anger at Jaemin — everyone was now fully aware of how Jeno and Jaemin hated each other and definitely didn't do anything at the start-of-the-school-year party.

Now, Renjun felt sad whenever he looked at the younger brunette. He knew Jaemin liked him, but he had never held those feelings for the caramel-haired, except for that one day when Jaemin stole Renjun's first kiss at the mall.

It was true, the caramel-haired was attractive, had a smile as beautiful as Jeno's, and could force Renjun to gain abs from making him laugh for so long, but Renjun just couldn't find any romantic feelings for Jaemin.

He knew it was breaking the younger's heart that he liked Jeno, and he told all of this to Chenle. The younger Chinese male knew all about how Renjun could stare at Jeno for hours with his heart racing at 420 miles a minute, and he also knew about how guilty Renjun felt because he was crushing Jaemin's heart at a force of 420691738127 Newtons.

And Chenle would relay this information to Jaemin.

"I dunno," Jaemin muttered in response, staring dully at the ground while Chenle patted — or, more accurately, slapped — his back for supposed comfort. "I... I wanna stop liking him 'cause he'll never like me back, but... I don't think I would like someone else as much as I like Renjun. Jesus, I'm being such an unnecessarily dramatic bitch, I hate myself."

"Don't worry — cue Jisoos aha," Chenle snorted at himself then became serious again. "Your feelings will fade, or Renjun will like you back. Whatever the case, always remember that 'It's always a-okay in the end', if it's a-okay, then-- wait no, fuck-- uh-- if it's not the end-- shit, I forgot the quote— no wait! Yeah, if it ain't good in the hood it ain't the end."

"Uh... thanks."

"Of course my mans, I always got you. Now get off your ass and go prank Jeno or whatever."

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"I just wanted to look at memes on Instagram, why the fuck does pornhub and cum4senpaihentai.ca keep popping up?? Jeno, put my phone through a drug recovery program so it can stop being on crack!!"

"No, I hacked your phone so when you wanna use social media you watch some loud ass porn instead, but that's irrelevant, did you fucking change my mom's contact name to 'prostitute'?! Because she grounded me from Fortnite for a year!"

"FUCK YOU, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FORTNITE SADNESS, I FUCKING HATE YOUR FUCKING FAT FUCKING ASS!"

"BITCH, I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING MOIST HOLE AND FUCKING NO ONE FINDS YOUR FUCKING DUMB FUCKING BODY!"

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Jaemin was heartbroken, hearing updates from Chenle about how whipped Renjun is for Jeno.

Jeno, however, was downright sketched out.

He finally found the reason as to why he felt eyes always on his back, and it was because he had a stalker.

He knew there were people interested romantically in him, but he never expected some girl to develop a crush borderline psychotic on him. Tiffany, or Jessica, or Suzie, or whatever her lame name was loved Jeno, and was in almost all of his classes, except for Math, as she was a creepy little hoe.

Jeno would flinch when crumpled up pieces of paper hit his head, and he opened them to read messily scrawled messages with cliche phrases such as, "You're the toilet plunger to my toilet hole", or "I salami you (or however you say 'love' in Korean)".

She'd wink at him all the time, and perform little hand signals or send flirtatious, sexual, and inappropriate cues to him.

If she wasn't so fucking weird, Jeno would find the situation hilarious.

But she was the exact opposite of his type, and he wanted to focus on doing well in school and his modeling. She was a bit of a comic relief until she got extremely annoying.

As December came around and winter break was approaching, Chenle's birthday already passed, all was well.

Except for Na fucking Jaemin, annoying as usual.

And Markhyuck with their relationship where they'd have petty fights, then become obsessed with each other.

And the Chensung duo acting strange, the usual cheerful vibe from the two youngest Dreamies turned to an odd, uncomfortable silence.

Otherwise, all was well.

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"How the hell did you get hair from your nasty weave and-- oh fuck-- is that— flesh? And get it stuck in my razor?"

"How the hell did you afford a shit ton of fart cushions to stuff under my bed sheets??"

"Do you know long it will take to sanitize my razor and clean out the nasty shit 'cause I'm too lazy to buy a new one?"

"Do you know how long it will take to remove the fart cushions since you glued them on to my mattress and I'm too poor to buy a new one?"

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a/n: so i got a (boy on my chin) new jaeno book out bc they my favs and i'm obsessed ugh help

its called "play date" based off the song by melanie martinez, and it basically has everything this book doesn't have so far (jaeno doesnt hate each other and they be doing.. well... each other;))

i hope you enjoy it if u decide to read it, and i hope u liked this chap!!

also, shoutout to papijisoo_ for suggesting i make sum renle happen...... who knows what might happen next;)

ilysm bbs:')