The idea to do lyric pranks is purely from EmeraldCLovegood AKA Potterhead Central

Goodbye (Caleb to Nico)

Caleb:I wanna say you're a real good guy

Nico:ok???

Caleb:But we both know that would be a lie

Nico:Wow,I feel loved -.-

Caleb:It's been a nightmare being your friend

Nico: Since when were we EVER friends?

Caleb:So it's time for this charade to end

Nico:What charade?

Caleb:I can't say...

Nico: Say what?

Caleb:Goodbye,'cause you might grind me down into meat pie

Nico:I'm not a cannibal!

Caleb:I'll tell the camp that you got avian flu

Nico:I don't have the avian flu!What is the avian flu even?!

Caleb:So it'll be their job to get rid of you

Nico: -.-

Caleb:I hope they put you into quarantine

Nico:What?!

Caleb:Or lock you up until you turn 18

Nico:You better pray YOU live to turn 18 Bayes

Caleb:So maybe then I'll never have to fear

Nico:Fear what?

Caleb:That you might suddenly bite off my ear (please don't bite off my ear!)

Nico:What would I want with your ear?!

Caleb:I can't say...

Nico:Say what??

Caleb:Goodbye,my face will be too mangled to i-den-ti-fy

Nico:You make it sound like I'm planning to murder you!

Caleb:If I could get your house repossessed, you'd be forced to relocate to your gran's in the northwest

Nico:I'm pretty sure my grandmother's DEAD and I only live at Half-Blood

Caleb:I could get you arrested for stealing a car

Nico:I don't steal cars!

Caleb:I could get you a job as a miner

Nico:What...?

Caleb:I could ship you in a crate to Qatar

Nico:What the Hades is Qatar?

Caleb:Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner (it's not real meat anyways)

Nico:WHAT?!

Caleb:I could get your folks to forget you on the freeway

Nico:My mom and sister are DEAD you insenstive--you know what I won't finish that

Caleb:Sell you to a freak show on it's way to Uruguay

Nico:Takes one to know one

Caleb:I could get you stuck on a fair ground ride (forever)

Nico:Now you're not even making any sense :/

Caleb:Send you to a wedding in Somewhere-stan with you as the bride

Nico:Caleb,you know I'm gay

Caleb:I can't say...

Nico:Why am I still here

Caleb:Goodbye,but its not you trying to deny

Nico:Deny what?

Caleb:That I don't wanna be friends with you

Nico:Good,I don't want to be friends with you either

Caleb:So do whatever you have to do

Nico:Well now that you mentioned it...

Nico di Angelo has left this chat

Caleb:WAIT I WASN'T BEING LITERAL

Caleb:Oh gods what have I done

~Later...~

Percy:Why is there an army of the undead chasing Caleb?

Caleb:HEEELP MEEEEE!!!!

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Eh that could've gone worse right 😅

~Webs