Vagaries of English

* Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN ?

* Why isn't a fire man called a water man ?

* How come lipstick doesn't do what it says ?

* If money doesn't grow on trees how com banks have branches ?

* If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat ?

* How do you get off a nonstop flight ?

* Why is it called rush hour when traffic is moving at its slowest then ?

* How come noses run and feet smell ?

* What are you vacating when you go on vacation ?

Can't answer them right enjoy the fun and pun of English y'all 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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