The tutorial master's answer: See video above.

Reason: Only understood by tutorial masters.
If you do not understand all tutorials, you cannot be a tutorial master.
By not understanding the above tutorial, you are disqualified to be one.

Your answer:

Reason:

The retarded answer: No.

Reason: Pineapples cannot walk.

The simple-minded answer: Yes.

Procedure:
1. Place pineapple on pizza.
2. Bake.
3. Eat.

Annotation:
Depending on your taste, you may cut the pineapple into pieces beforehand.

The boring answer: Dunno.

Reason: Dunno.

The child's answer: No.

Reason: Thou shall not eat Spongebob. 

The mathematicians' answer: Yea.

Reason: They don't know how to bake, but they like pi.

The poet's answer: *This message exceeds the character limit.*

Reason: -

The philosopher's answer: -

Reason: Kant answer.

The vegan's answer: The pineapple is the pizza.

Reason: It creates bakeable disks when you cut it.

The old meme fan's answer: I HAVE A PIZZA I HAVE PINEAPPLE - UGH - PINAPPLEPIZZA 

Reason: Please do not ask. It has to do with orange juice. 

The smartasses' answer: Pines do not grow apples.

Reason: Common sense.

The horrible cook's answer: Yes.

Reason: *proceeds to dump ketchup, vinegar and gummibears on the pizza*

The less horrible cook's answer: Yes.

Reason: *proceeds to dump pineapple onto the pizza in his boiling pot*

The god level baker's answer: Yes.

Reason: He bakes like a god. 

The mob's answer: *bloodshed*

Reason: We asked, but all we got were ripped off heads flying at us from all directions.

My answer: I don't want to die.

Reason: *glances above*