Dedicated to that first awesome dude, who called me out on my shit! (I still love you, )

Places not good for abandoning/throwing a dead body:

- A river/Sea

Someone will fucking find it. That shit will float till it finds a shore. Believe me, I speak from experience.

- A garbage dump.

Stray animals lurk there, people will get suspicious if they notice a lot of scavengers suddenly showed up there like it's someone marriage party.

 - In the Garden

For all you know, your mum might start gardening. Merlin, that would not be a pretty scene.

- Under the bed.

Definitely, not under your bead.

- In an abandoned factory.

Heard that is the 'it' place for drug dealers and what not.