1.How do you spell “chrysanthemum”? – C-r-i-s-a-n-t-h-i-m-o-om.

2.Head teacher: “Do you know how many teachers work at this school?”

Peter: “About a quarter of them, it seems.”

3.Which warriors were always pleased to see you? – The glad – iators.

4.Boy 1: “So where are you from?

Boy 2: “Glasgow.”

Boy 1: “Which part?”

Boy 2: “All of me, actually.”