"Oh my God they put him in god jail"

"Too distracted by the outrage that is misogynistic heterosexism"

"You're literally breaking the rules of physics and I hate you for it"

"*sleep talking* that was the marshmallow I created"

"Don't fuck a vampire kids"

"There's nothing in that tank, I can salt the shit out of it"

"I will crack your fingers while you sleep"

"Barbecue milk"

"I'll just sniff your penis"

"Feliz navidad~ *snaps belt*"

"You exist only for my convenience"

"I just had to ruin her dignity y'know?"

"It just makes me look more gay"

"Is gay an emotion?"

"I don't trust ginger ale"

"How could god be a penguin if he's a chicken???"

"Memory foam cat"

"✨bean juice✨ *with reverb*"

"Bread soup"

"Oh you know, spanish things, spanish things"

"I'm gonna yeet"

"*quietly vibing* MEEEEEEELLLLLKKKKK"

"I'll be covered in chains! I'M THE CHAIN GIRL!!"

"Garlic corn...give it to the vampires"

"You smacked the geico mosquito"

"It has been told by the world's youngest prophet, she will die to the didgeridoo"

"The new oof"

"When you threw the wolf, everything came tumbling down"

"What if it's consensual stabbing?"

"Aren't you glad to know that penguins fuck decapitated heads?"

"Obamasnow"

"And Colgate the magnekiss"

"I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to having a human skull"

"I'm prone to bringing in random animal skeletons, you should know this by now"

"Give me your finger I promise I won't do anything"

"✨GIVE ME YOUR FOOT✨"

"How dare you helicopter my bunny"

"✨Lick✨"

"No, we aren't going to have an army of poodle moths"

"Ņ̵̨̪͇͇͎͇͕̉́̂̕͜͜ͅa̵̻̟̔̋̌̾̈ḿ̷̩̥̫̱̗͎̞̙͋͐̀́̿̈̚ȩ̵̧̨͈̝̬̤̞̝̭̬̯͓̬̣͒̉̈́̾ ̸̙̔͆̈́̀į̷̩͈̗̙̘̼̈t̴̬̲̝̞̐̂̍͝ ̴̪̩̱͎̯̲̼͈̦̘̲̰̭̬̝̇̄̏̏͝b̵̧̡̢̧̨̹͉̤͈̖̗͚̗́͗̈́̇͘ā̷̢̨̨̨̦̭̼̪̫̄̿͂̉̃̓́͗̏̚̚͠ͅr̴̢̛̘͎̼͇̙̣̖͍̜͔̺̈͑̾̍̏̌̍́̏̓̀̂͝n̴͔̭͌͑͐̾̓̒̒͐̂͝ę̸͍̤̜̯̱͓̩̦͈̙̥̲̈́̎͊̃̄́̇̌̂̚͘͝ẏ̸̢̧̛̭̟̀͠"

"Now sleep, you dumbass"

"We can give the homeless cheese"

"Daaaaaaabi"

"Chicken huggies"

"You're not an eel"

"I deserve a handful of marshmallows, I'm gonna get a handful of marshmallows"

"Why do I blink so violently?"

"Bitch you better treat me the way you treated that cabinet"

"Don't eat the wheelbarrow"

"MOVE TO THE UK YOU BRITISH HARLOT"

"Look at them! They're depressed!"

"Keep your sky daddy to yourself"

"I'm a dolphin"

"Not a single one of them survived and you're still going to eat them"

"You can't eat the rake"

"I will do everything I can so that every person is represented, even if it means drawing over 100 dragons"

"Burn child"

"I will fuck my way through the pokemon world"

"Wait Tom cruise can skydive *out of no where* rrreeEEEEEE!!"

"Yeet and eat"