"AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!" I loudly screamed as Prussia and China rushed over.

"What ze hell happened?" Prussia asked.

"MY PANTS ARE WET!!!" I wailed, kicking my legs in the air.

China sighed and said "Did you pee in your pants, aru?"

I sat up instantly and shouted in response "NO THAT COW KNOCKED MY MILK ONTO MY PANTS AGAIN!!"