Look at this!

"A black man walked into a pub. A white man said 'no coloured people allowed.'
The black man said 'when you're born, you're pink. When you're sick, you're green.
When you're cold, you're blue. When you're hot, you're red. And when you're dead, you're purple.
When I'm born, I'm black. When I'm sick, I'm black. When I'm cold, I'm black. When I'm hot, I'm black.
And when I die, I'll be black. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?'
The white man walks out of the pub."

DUDE THIS IS SO AWESOME!! XD