Me: Why do I feel terrible?

God: Because loneliness, frustration, and depression isn't the ideal formula for a happy life.

God: Because you've blocked your heart from your true emotions.

God: Because you're searching for answers and satisfaction in all of the wrong places!

God: Because you refuse to get up and exercise your faith.

God: Because you have yet to put your full trust in me.

Me: Hmph. I guess we'll never know.

God: Seriously? ... Ah, I've got so much to work on with you.