Me: God, why did you make love so difficult?

God: What do you mean?

Me: You gave me an amazing boyfriend and a beautiful relationship, but we have to wait seven whole years before we can say "I do" and live happily ever after!

God: Patience.

Me: Haha. Good one!

God: I'm being serious, Abby. Patience is a very important key to any relationship. You also need time to ensure that this relationship is right for you. If you can't go seven more years with each other, how will you spend the rest of your lives together?

Me: It's already been two years. I think I would know if it's right for me or not by now. Ugh, why can't you just tell me what's going to happen for us?

God: Sorry. I cannot do that.

Me: Why not?

God: Don't ask why. Instead be thankful and live in the moment! Everything will be fine, even if you don't get that "happily ever after".

Me: I don't get my happily ever after?!?!?

God: Did I say that?

Me: Yup. Like thirty seconds ago.

God: But did you notice what I said before that?

Me: Everything will be fine.

God: You said it! Now all you have to do is believe it.