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God: It's okay. I've got it under control.

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God: Abby. Kid. Calm down! I am right here!

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God: Dude! Listen to me!

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God: Look up. I am right here, willing to help if you'd just let me!

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God: ABBY! KID!

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God: Food!

Me: Huh? What? Food!?!?!

God: I knew that would get your attention. Man, you've got problems.

Me: Tell me about it! God, I am so stressed, depressed, utterly confused, and I have no clue what to do! I need help!

God: I am right. here.

Me: Oh. Yeah.