Ivy breathed in and out of her nose because she is a weird nose-breather. She loved Pantala's grasslands. They were so amazing and grassy. Plus, anything was better than stupid jungle. It was hot and swampy, like Florida. And it tried to kill you every second.

Even though she wasn't allowed, Ivy came here every chance she got. At this point, she didn't care if the HiveWings found her and burned down the forest. She'd probably laugh at the tree's pain because it was funny.

All of a sudden, the LeafWing heard 'Can't Touch This' by the one and only MC Hammer. What was Tree thinking? The HiveWings would find them! Ivy growled and begrudgingly crept back to the Poison Jungle. Since Ivy was an absolute Mary Sue, she snuck up on Tree and smashed his boombox. 

"What the hell are you doing?" 

"Saving your butt." 

"Dude! That CD was platinum edition! It's so hard to get these back on Earth!" 

"What do you mean?" 

"You know, Earth! The place where..." Tree realized what he was saying midway through his sentence. "Oh no. I think we've broken the fourth wall. Either that or the author is writing random nonsense because she doesn't know what write next. Potato."

"Why are you assuming the writer's gender?"

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this is a making of my hellish brain at 2 am :)

i plan on updating this when i want, not on a schedule. genius can't happen when it's rushed.

have a good day and don't take life too seriously.

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