Me: Guys, eNOUGH WITH THE SPAMS, ALL OF MY NOTIFICATIONS ARE FROM Y'ALL WITH THE FUNNY BOOK (one of the conplaints you should never listen to)

Skyler: Well, what about you?! YOU'RE the one spamming them with your updates!

Me: Well, I- they just gotta deal with it! I warned them, so they'll just have to endure it!

Skyler: That goes for you, too. You have to endure the spams.

Me: I find you unendurable.