Omg i was reading this book its so funny XDDD

Boy. When are you gonna go to college?

Sister. Pretty soon.

Dad. No, you will not go to college!

Sister. No, I will!!

Dad. No, you wont.

Sister. I will!! I will go to college!

Dad. Only when beans fly. *eats bean*

Boy. But beans can fly! They can fly across the table....and hit that face of yours!

Sister. OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 air horns honking*

Next day...

Boy. You have to pick her up after school!

Mother. But i dont have the time. She can take the bus.

Boy. Please?? You have to!

Mother. *starcasm* then how about you pick her up?

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Son? Son??

Boy. *turns on engine* Ok then! Bye mom!!

Mother. AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way, the boy is in 6 grade...