bambam: hey baby

bambam: want to have dinner with me?

jennie: im busy

bambam: again?

jennie: yes obvs

bambam: pwede naman gawin yan bukas okaya tulungan kita?

jennie: hindi ko kailangan ng tulong mo

jennie: and i dont dismiss my works like u to have fun in the bar with your fellow douchebags

bambam: what did u just called us?

jennie: douchebags

bambam: how?

jennie: mukha silang mga babaero

bambam: u r coming to conclusion here

jennie: diba ganun karin? lumalandi sa club?

bambam: nagbago ako simula nung kinasal tayo

jennie: oh really?

jennie: gaya nung sinabi nila kahit na magbago ang kulay ng lizard ay lizard parin sya

jennie: gaya mo

jennie: kahit na kasal kana nambabae kapa

bambam: putangina fine

bambam: hindi ko naman ginusto tong buhay na to

jennie: neither am i!

bambam: tsk

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holy shit woah :0