YOU:
i cant believe youre making me start the convo ugh

YOU:
but you're like so inactive?? wyd

YOU:
anoooonnnnnnn

YOU:
oi :(

ANON:
iM SORRY BABE I KEEP FORGETTING TO USE THIS PHONE ANXBXGHENZJ

ANON:
IT'S SUCH A STRU G GLE HAVING TWO PHONES AND JUGGLING BETWEEN ALL THESE PPL TEXTING ME ????

YOU:
i'm so fucking sorry anon that must be really hard for you

ANON:
tbh it's rlly not bc i only text you on this phone so?? lol

YOU:
w ait

YOU:
did you actually get another phone just for m e

ANON:
you FINALLY realize smh

ANON:
touched?? 😊

YOU:
i'm on the floor

YOU:
la u g h i n g

ANON:
im sorry did i misread

YOU:
how did u not realize

YOU:
that you could have just gotten

YOU:
another

YOU:
freaking

YOU:
sim

ANON:
taehyung......

ANON:
do you........

ANON:
do you play sims too..........

YOU:
what

ANON:
ive been so scared to tell ppl.......

ANON:
i thought theyd judge me.......

ANON:
but now........

ANON:
we're in this together tae..........

YOU:
have you not fucking heard of dual sim

ANON:
whats that

YOU:
wait

YOU:
what phone are u texting on

ANON:
an iphone

YOU:
whats ur other phone

ANON:
an iphone

YOU:
oh my GOD

ANON:
i can be ur sugar daddy yk 😏🤑

YOU:
back at it again with the grossness

ANON:
you know u love it 😍😜

YOU:
my head hurts sto p the emojis

ANON:
i never meant to hurt you taehyung.....im so...sorry....i.....

YOU:
ok this is your weirdest mood yet

ANON:
DID YOU JUST ASSUME..MY MOOD...

YOU:
what the fuck

ANON:
im sorry i should hAJIMA HAJI HAJI HAJI HAJIMA

YOU:
thats so old like no

ANON:
2k14 got7 isnt old u fetus wym

YOU:
we're in the same grade tf u calling fetus

ANON:
im calling u fetus

YOU:
me

ANON:
you

YOU:
me

ANON:
you

YOU:
you

ANON:
me

ANON:
fUCK HOW DIDU DO TH A T

YOU:
magic ✨

ANON:
🙏🙏 i stan the right man

YOU:
why does this conversation exist

ANON:
idk u started it

YOU:
oh right

YOU:
yeah um

YOU:
okay ok i've been meaning to ask this for a while and this is probably going to be weird as fuck but yeah here goes???

ANON:
ok.....

YOU:
do you

YOU:
have a crush on yoongi

ANON:
what

YOU:
is that why you talk to me? because you like yoongi and i'm friends with him?

ANON:
stop 👏 it 👏 with 👏 the 👏 self 👏 doubt 👏

YOU:
look idk you're the one who keeps asking about him

YOU:
but hey i mean

YOU:
if you like him i could try to

YOU:
hook yall up i guess

ANON:
i talk to you because you're funny and nice and you make me smile okay?

ANON:
not because of 💩ngi

YOU:
what, is a 💩ngi

ANON:
poongi gEDDIT

YOU:
i

YOU:
im like so fucking tempted to take screenshots of this and send it to him bc im 38219371% sure that he wont rest until he finds you and kills you and that way i could find out who you are

YOU:
but i dont want him to kill you so

YOU:
conflicting 🤔

ANON:
life is full of difficult choices, taehyung....

ANON:
it's all up to you to pick the R i g h t one......

ANON:
JLDAUNUDIKWAHDNAS ARE YOU ACTUALLY TAKING SCREENSHOTS PLS DONT

YOU:
🙄😇

ANON:
i'm serious please don't

YOU:
yOURE SO FUCKING CUTE DAWWW YOU L I K E HIM

ANON:
i don't

YOU:
dont be embarrassed or whatever to tell me if u like him oKAY

YOU:
that's why you have some weird grudge against him right??? bc he wont notice you (;

ANON:
no

YOU:
wait

YOU:
fuck

YOU:
so he actually did something to hurt you?

ANON:
drop it

YOU:
what the hell did yoongi do?

ANON:
i said

ANON:
drop it

YOU:
you're actually being serious for once that means this is serious

YOU:
look i'm not gonna blow my top if you say something bad about him okay?? you can be open with me!

ANON:
taehyung

ANON:
i get really annoyed when people pester me

ANON:
so stop

YOU:
if what he did is bad enough for you to not want me to be friends with him, don't i have the right to know???

ANON:
no

YOU:
heyyyy

YOU:
i really do care please tell me!!

ANON:
enough

YOU:
anonnn
✓READ

YOU:
oh come on thats not right
✓READ

YOU:
anon
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