YOONGS:
can u bring bob over

YOU:
who

YOONGS:
bob

YOU:
whats a bob

YOONGS:
bOB TAEHYUNG OHM YG O D

YOU:
¿?

YOONGS:
..

YOONGS:
was everything.... a dream all along...

YOU:
oh you mean my badger?

YOONGS:
jESUSBCN YE S

YOONGS:
lil .. turd >:(

YOU:
so why do you want me to bring... """"bob"""" over

YOONGS:
ok why the quotes

YOU:
wait wait

YOU:
AWWWW do u miss him u big softie (":

YOONGS:
me???? miss who?? b o b? that violent ball of fluff???? haha..ha... how ridiculous

YOU:
im sorry but

YOU:
who is this b o b you keep speaking of?¿?¿?

YOONGS:
stoP THAT

YOU:
what??

YOONGS:
YOU KNO W WHO BOB IS

YOU:
nuh uh

YOU:
i know who bob W A S

YOONGS:
tf does that mean

YOU:
u tell me

YOONGS:
????

YOONGS:
wait

YOONGS:
wai t oh my gofdf

YOONGS:
you decided on what ur calling him?????

YOU:
yep!

YOONGS:
hOLY SHIT REALLY

YOONGS:
WHAT IS IT

YOU:
what your contact name is (:

YOONGS:
.........

YOONGS:
yoongi?

YOU:
yoongs

YOONGS:
i think

YOONGS:
that i shall use my veto here

YOU:
what the fuck did you just say to me

YOONGS:
im sorry but thats like

YOONGS:
THE W O R S T NAME FOR A BADGER

YOU:
does a good name for a badger exist tbh

YOONGS:
JUST CHOOSE SOMETHING ELSE

YOU:
but i thought it would be cute if you guys had the same name :(

YOONGS:
ITS NOT

YOU:
are u saying yoongi isnt a cute name bc i will fight you no joke my fists are ra i s e d

YOONGS:
im not im not its just

YOONGS:
ok look

YOONGS:
dont tell anyone but

YOONGS:
ive always wanted a different name..

YOU:
what

YOONGS:
if we're being specific

YOONGS:
mmMmhngRh

YOONGS:
jimin...... is a very..... nice.... one

YOU:
please be joking

YOONGS:
bc like there are so many nicknAmEs yk!!!!

YOONGS:
jiminie

YOONGS:
min

YOONGS:
jim

YOONGS:
jimmy job

YOONGS:
and all i have is yoongs :(

YOU:
you're such a fucking cutie this isnt okay

YOONGS:
even you have cool nicknames!!!

YOONGS:
tae

YOONGS:
tae tae

YOONGS:
taehyungie

YOONGS:
lil bean

YOU:
that doesnt count

YOONGS:
does too lil bean

YOU:
sigh

YOU:
what if i told u

YOU:
that there r more nicknames for u too

YOONGS:
aPART FROM YOONGS???????

YOU:
yep

YOONGS:
RLLY

YOU:
mhm

YOU:
im thinking of calling bob my personal favourite

YOONGS:
WHAT IS IT

YOONGS:
is it sexual (;

YOU:
no u gross ass

YOONGS:
is it cuter than yoongs :O

YOU:
definitely

YOU:
hey maybe i'll make it ur contact name too!

YOONGS:
...........

YOONGS:
is it sexual tho

YOU:
get out

YOONGS:
my my

YOONGS:
u have a sexual nickname 4 me??

YOU:
get OUT of mi casa

YOONGS:
hmm im in mikasa??? (;;

YOU:
what

YOONGS:
anime puns pls ignore

YOONGS:
taetaetaetaetaewhatISIT

YOU:
guess (;

YOONGS:
I HATE GUESSING THATS NOT F A I R

YOU:
you made me guess for 283012471 years, it's ur turn now

YOONGS:
BUT TAEHYUNG

YOU:
😜

YOONGS:
thats ugly

YOU:
you know yoongi's desperate when he insults ur emojis.....

YOONGS:
SDJAKSLDHWAUNX

YOONGS:
can i at least get a hint

YOU:
well

YOU:
alright then

YOU:
but just one

YOONGS:
okok

YOU:
you ready?

YOONGS:
im ready

YOONGS
change contact name :
ANON|

YOU:
it's now ur contact name (:

ANON:
I MEANT A GOOD HINT U ASSHAT

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next chapter is the last and instead of moping about it i am going to self-promote !!1!1!! pls skip if that triggers u lol

uhH im starting smth else n it's called hostage and its strange as fuck, theres zero texting for once and god knows how often ill update and as i type this i realize that im making it sound shit pLEASE READ IT I SWEAR ITS NOT ....???? i-

anywAys it's not ship-centric but more,,, all of them?? but still v gay¿¿¿ oh my god idK

ew i hate myself lol thx bye oNE MORE CHAPTER U GUYSSSssss