ANON:
heyyyyyyy wya

YOU:
amber

ANON:
uh

YOU:
baekhyun

ANON:
what are you doing

YOU:
chaerin

ANON:
oh ok i get it now

ANON:
sweetheart that's not going to work 😊

YOU:
choa

ANON:
sig

YOU:
daehyun

ANON:
no

YOU:
daesung

ANON:
sto p

ANON:
it won't be that easy ((:

YOU:
.

YOU:
so for like five minutes i thought it would be cool to have this little challenge of finding out who you are but now i realize that n o it's not cool and i am not cool with this so until you tell me your name you're a stranger to me okay?

YOU:
and i don't care if this makes me lame but i'm not comfortable chatting with people i don't know

ANON:
hm

ANON:
you talk to me differently

YOU:
different from what

ANON:
from how you used to talk to me

ANON:
on my other number

ANON:
you talked in caps and you used lots of emojis and you were happy

YOU:
because

YOU:
i didn't know you were some fucking creep

ANON:
i'm not a creep :(

ANON:
i'm the same person

YOU:
look

YOU:
the fact itself that you won't tell me who you are makes you a creep okay?

YOU:
i probably see you at school everyday and im sorry if this offends you but i honestly couldn't care less for a friendship with a person who thinks it's funny to keep their identity a secret

YOU:
anyways, i dont recall ever befriending someone ive done a project with in my history at this school so i doubt we're even acquaintances

ANON:
damn u rite :/

ANON:
but u still did talk to me on that number :( and you were super nice :( i'm that person, be how u were with me to me too :(

YOU:
at least i could put a name to you

YOU:
at least i could put a face to you

YOU:
at least i could identify you with someone at school

ANON:
ah wait i see how it is !! :O

ANON:
because you knew who i was, your classmate and someone you wanted to befriend, you felt the need to impress me, right???

YOU:
excuse me?

ANON:
see, i don't mind you talking to me like this, taehyung

ANON:
without the caps lock, the hyperness, the excessive exclamation marks or the emoji overload

ANON:
at least you're not acting in a specific way in an attempt to make yourself seem more friendly

YOU:
you're

YOU:
you're a piece of shit

YOU:
to think that i was even excited about finding out who you were, ugh

ANON:
you didn't let me finish !!

ANON:
taehyungie, you're perfectly likeable without even trying

ANON:
and one day you'll come to see that :)

YOU:
....

YOU:
tell me your name

YOU:
and i may consider not blocking you

ANON:
a

ANON:
n

YOU:
just piss off