YOU:
hey

YOU:
HEY

ANON 🐰:
h i

YOU:
WHY ARE U IGNORING ME

ANON 🐰:
???? i'm talking to you rn wdym

YOU:
ON YOUR OTHER NUMBER

ANON 🐰:
wh

ANON 🐰:
what

YOU:
I MESSAGED YOU ON UR REAL NUMBER U RAT

YOU:
REPLY TO ME E E EE E

ANON 🐰:
o shit my real number uhhh

ANON 🐰:
i barely use that phone anymore

ANON 🐰:
bc ur my one and only (;

ANON 🐰:
how??? did u find my other number though, uh

YOU:
i remembered ur name!!!!!!! with a lil help

ANON 🐰:
oh

ANON 🐰:
i see

YOU:
LOOK I WANNA TALK TO U ON YOUR REAL NUMBER OK

YOU:
IT WOULD FEEL R E A L

ANON 🐰:
you could just...change my contact name,,

YOU:
ITS NOT THE SAAAAME

YOU:
PLS REPLY TO ME ));

ANON 🐰:
hey hey funny thing

ANON 🐰:
i cant seem to remember where i kept my other phone????? hm

YOU:
then get ur ass up aND FI N D IT TF

ANON 🐰:
but then i'd have to clean out my room and dont u think thats an AWFUL lot of work to do when i could just text here lol

YOU:
listen boy..

ANON 🐰:
my first love story

YOU:
no

ANON 🐰:
my angel

ANON 🐰:
and my girls

YOU:
stop

ANON 🐰:
my sunshine

YOU:
iM BEGGING YOU PLS

ANON 🐰:
beggin on my knees be-be-beggin on my knees

YOU:
ok this is ridiculous

ANON 🐰:
fiNE FINE I'LL

ANON 🐰: 
ill go search..

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM JEONGGUK

YOU:
yEET

···

JEONGGUK:
uh

YOU:
lmaooo whats up

JEONGGUK:
nothing

JEONGGUK:
much?

YOU:
why are u being so weird omg

JEONGGUK:
..sorry

YOU:
does your personality change like from phone to phone???

YOU:
and you call ME bipolar smh

JEONGGUK:
i never called you bipolar taehyung?

YOU:
cLEARS THROAT HM SHOULD I BRING OUT THE RECEIPTS

JEONGGUK:
taehyung this is jeongguk

YOU:
jeongguk this is taehyung

JEONGGUK:
look uh

1 NEW MESSAGE FROM ANON 🐰

JEONGGUK:
i think you're confusing me with someone else?

YOU:
wait how did u just

YOU:
wait

JEONGGUK:
yeah um

JEONGGUK:
i gotta go so..

JEONGGUK:
this was nice

JEONGGUK:
yeah

YOU:
b

YOU:
bye

···

ANON 🐰:
ok listen

YOU:
what

YOU:
is going on

ANON 🐰:
well

ANON 🐰:
as it turns out

ANON 🐰:
there is a CHANCE that i MAY not be this person you claimed you saw yesterday???

YOU:
biTHCDF WH A T TH

ANON 🐰:
i said a CHANCE calm ur balls smh

ANON 🐰:
whats the name of the contact u messaged??

YOU:
JENOGUGK

ANON 🐰:
,,yeah i have no idea who that is

YOU:
JEOUNGGK

YOU:
JEONGGUK FUCKING HELL

ANON 🐰:
jeongguk,,,

ANON 🐰:
i think hes in a couple of my classes??

YOU:
INCLUDING MATH, OBVIOUSLY

ANON 🐰:
lol yes how did u kno

YOU:
aRE U SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW WHAT THEFUCK

YOU:
WAIT BUT

YOU:
IT ALL ADDS UP HRU NOT HIM?!??!!?

YOU:
LIKE I GOT JEONGGUKS CONTACT FOR A PROJECT, I USED EMOJIS???? WHEN TEXTING JEONGGUK I TALKED IN CAPS WHEN TEXTING JEONGGUK AND THATS EVERYTHING YOU SAID THAT GJFNDHXJ WHAT THE F U C K

ANON 🐰:
😅 well

YOU:
but

YOU:
bUT AFTER JEONGGUK BUMPED INTO ME YOU WERE ALL LIKE "RJWRHFABKSDX"

ANON 🐰: 
jeongguk bumped into u what what wh a t ???????

ANON 🐰: 
YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING

YOU:
DONT U REMEMBER

YOU:
i was all like "I SAW YOU!!!!!!" and you were like "YIKES!!!!!!!"

YOU:
and then i was like "MATH CLASS!!!!!!" and u were like "YIKES!!!!!!!!!"

ANON 🐰: 
speaking of which im still confused about that convo ????

ANON 🐰:
i just played along tbh

YOU:
oh my GOD

YOU:
what about the note??? how did u even get it in my folder or book or whatever wtFFF

ANON 🐰: 
i'm a pro lil bean ;D

ANON 🐰
change contact name :
ANON| 

YOU:
yOU ASS

YOU:
WHY DIDNT U TELL ME I WAS WRONG ABOUT WHO I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE YOU K N E W

ANON: 
because

ANON:
🐷

YOU:
what

ANON:
i didnt know what to say so

ANON:
🐷 to the rescue !!!! yeet

YOU:
that oNLY WORKED ONCE IN MY CASE BC I WAS TRYNA FIND A WORD FOR NAMJOON IT DOESNT WORK FOR EVERYTHING

ANON:
i cant read??? suddenly

YOU:
skdhxjnsdkhmb

YOU:
i'm so pissed rn GOD i thought i'd figured it out

YOU:
and tomorrow's the last day of school

YOU:
ugh :(

ANON:
aw hey

ANON:
um

ANON:
hey

YOU:
it's ok whatever no biggie

ANON:
aaaaa oh god

ANON:
taehyung?

YOU:
yeah

ANON:
check your locker tomorrow

YOU:
um ok

YOU:
why tho????

ANON:    
🐷🐷🐷 oink

YOU:
🐖 fak u