Nature Wives!

Why did I choose The Lorax to base it off of? Because Ted and Audrey have a fairly big (for their age) age gap, like Katherine and Shelby do!

But Nature Wives can be fanon

*hides one-shot plans* Whatttt?

No, I'm not making a new headcanon because of a song.

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https://open.spotify.com/track/2nsU500CyT77T4YB02TwyL

Do what you will with this amazing song :)