I already know that Wattpad is drunk.

Half of the time, PMs don't send, broadcasting messages on the message board 'error' out, and more than once I've tried to post a comment on someone's story only to wind up with two of the same comment.

**Fun fact:  it took me seven tries to upload the above GIF successfully

But then I saw that I've promoted my own book.

I've seen people/groups promoting things around Wattpad, but I don't know how to promote or get promoted.  Not that I want to or even care.  At this point in time, my books are nowhere near ready for any kind of exposure.

Getting promoted is definitely not at the top of my To-Do list.

And now...*sigh*.  I look like a self-conceited jacka** since I'm promoting.  My.  OWN.  Book.

I don't know how it happened.  I don't even know why something like that would happen.  I mean...it's just

ASININE.

I've tried reloading and reopening the page, but to no avail.

And I don't know how to unpromote it.

(Not even the Wattpad Help Center has any answers.  It usually doesn't >_>)