[email protected]: Look, I'm planning on hosting a house party but I have no idea where the hell to get the alcohol, any ideas Amy?

[email protected]: why not? It's not like Amy's going to ever come out and just reveal who they are! We're the only ones that can do anything. The police are doing fuck all to help. Maybe jumping to conclusions is the best thing to do right now.

[email protected]: is it bad if I think my step-brother is hot?

[email protected]: yeah, well fuck the police and fuck society! It's never helped me before.

[email protected]: I heard that the chief of police, you know, the guy with the super weird moustache - well, I heard that he's cheating on his wife...with his daughters best friend!