Hey D why don't you call Asher Soldier anymore *cough* *cough* your nickname for him? ~ latesleeper

D: Oops! I mean, I do sometimes, but I have slacked off a little bit. *laughs nervously*

Asher: *laughs* That's okay. Hold on. *runs to his room*

D: *sighs* What is my crazy boyfriend doing?

Asher: *comes back wearing an army outfit and holding a nerf gun* Attennnnnnnnn-TION!

D: O_O

Asher: ABOUT FACE! *turns left* FORWARD MARCH! *marches towards D* KISS THE GIRL! *kisses D*

D: *smiles and giggles* You are so weird.

Asher: *salutes and winks* Thank you.

D: *laughs* Ease soldier.

Asher: *stops saluting and chuckles* Don't forget about my nickname okay?

D: Alright, Soldier. *kisses his cheek*
Thanks for the question!

Asher: *grins at D* Piggy back ride?

D: *laughs and jumps on Asher's back* Bye!

Asher: *marches around the house with D on his back, shooting down empty soda cans with nerf gun amo*