Thanks TommyBoy237. I don't have sister but I will throw it at my good friend Magnus.

Me:So Magnus how it going?

Magnus: Not bad. What's behind your back?

Me:A present for you.

Magnus: Ok?

*Throws whipped cream pie at Magnus*

Me: Enjoy!

Magnus:FUCK OFF HALFBORN!

Jack the sword: He got you good senor!

Me:LOVE YOU MAGNUS! *runs*

So that went well! So ask me to do stuff or dare me. I don't care. I'm just bored!