shittttttttttttlol Thanks. That's all I have to say. Just thanks.

I walk up to Mallory. One hand behind my back holding the family sized bag of Cheetos. 

Me: Hey Mallory.

Mallory: Your hand is behind your back. What the fuck are you planning?

Me: Nothing.

Mallory: Not buying it. 

Me: Just wanted to do this.

Mallory: Do wha- *I lean in and kiss her. I put the bag above her head and turn it upside down. Cheetos fall on her*

Me: Hehe

Mallory: *Just stands there covered in cheetos*

Me: I'm dead.

Mallory: DAMN FUCKING RIGHT YOU ARE!

Me: *Runs*

Mallory: GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU WUSS! *Chases me around Valhalla with her knives*

Me: NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

Mallory: DIE! *Jumps on me sinking her knives into my back*

Me: Thanks shittttttttttttlol. Just thanks. *Mallory ends me*

Well that was fun. 

Dare, ask or whatever. I don't really care.